i was out in the boneyard cruisin' for dick

man it sucks yellowjackets didnt end up being good

I think the basic issue with a lot of media which purports to be about awful, fucked up people is that beyond a certain point it can't just be an aesthetic; you've got to have them actually do awful, fucked up things to each other, or else they're not awful and fucked up, they're just grumpy.

If you're tagging your stuff as "toxic yuri" and I've seen people who were friends in real life do worse shit to each other and laugh it off the next day, you need to step up your game, is what I mean to say.

Careful, Odysseus. Polyphemus might be blinded, but he's still strong. Make sure he doesn't call for reinforcements, or you'll be in trouble.

Watch out, Odysseus. Circe's magic is stronger than you think. Press the X button when she starts charging up her pig blast, or you'll be turned into sliced ham!

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’

plutonic lesbian friends (that do nothing for me)

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

Risencrantz and Grindenstern