dead until the sun cries morning

the first thing you'll learn about me is that I'm a funny guy

the second thing you'll learn about me is that I'm always in some kind of nightmarish torture hell dimension

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

“its supposed to show interplay between characters” um they can do that in church 🤨

won't you take me 2... Fucking Town!

kaworu was straight he just thought shinji was a girl

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

I hope to someday become your friend and not just the dark specter lingering right outside your field of vision

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.