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i live with my family and my mother gets money from the government and other than what i buy for myself and what my cousin buys for him and his gf she does all the food shopping. like literally all of it. usually all my cousin ever buys is little debbie cakes and monster energy. so yesterday i made a sandwich and apparently he complained to my mother about me using his bread, which is crazy because i had to start keeping all my hair and body products in my bedroom cause if i left them in the bathroom his gf would use them all. like completely empty them out dry then put them back on the bathroom shelf. i’m talking expensive face washes and shampoos and conditioners and hair products and body washes and scrubs and creams and tonics. i’d use them once then go to use them again and they’d be completely empty. i know it’s not my mom because she doesn’t even use deodorant, i know it’s not my cousin cause he uses fucking 3 in 1 shampoo conditioner body wash he’s not gonna use my japanese blossom coconut face scrub. yet i use 2 slices of bread (and have to drink a bottle of water cause allllll the ginger ale i bought is gone and i know it was them because my mother does not drink ginger ale) and suddenly it’s a problem. okay