Blow, ye winds, and crack your cheeks!

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

okay this is getting notes again from people baffled at the concept of roblox porn. ("you mean the blocky game for children?") some replies mention the universality of rule 34, which is a thing, but for roblox specifically you have to keep in mind that as a game it's been around for about 2 decades with most growth happening in the last 10 years. a cursory search indicates 200 million monthly active users in 2021, meaning a cohort of 13 year olds back then would be experiencing psychosexual development on that platform just in time to be 18 and churning out pornography right now. i initially made this post after coming across horny roblox artwork that was clearly not some guy going "heh >:) that lego ripoff game that exploits kids? here's what the characters would look like naked >:)" - this was heartfelt smut drawn by someone who lived it; this was fandom porn. we jerk off to what we grow up with, and we make art of what we jerk off to, a pipeline which this very website used to exemplify back when porn was still legal. as someone who beats it to cartoons and draws about it it is certainly not my place to judge. that's not even mentioning that 44% of roblox's playerbase seems to be 17 or older. in conclusion i have never played roblox (i did my time on second life instead) and minecraft came out a while after i'd already reached sexual maturity; therefore my dick remains completely soft regarding either game. thank you

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

image description: tweet by olayemi olurin @/msolurin, reading: There's no high like making a successful hail mary argument. A prosecutor once asked for bail on my client because he had like 63 convictions and I was like judge... 63 convictions sounds like a man who showed up to court at least 63 times. And the judge was like yea you right /end description

"why do you keep calling things you find beautiful, inexplicable, and unsettling angels" i'm just doing what british wartime radar technicians did first

If I went back to do it again, I would rewrite most of Genghis Khan and The Wolf Girl differently, but the one part I still feel happy about, maybe even proud of, was at least attempting to convey the idea that cultures were not monolithic for whole planets, that everyone was not just the culture of XYZ planet but of a specific region on the planet. I can't say I successfully portrayed this, but I tried really hard.

I like the idea in fantasy that humans are better at maintaining things long term because they set up societies or professions to do it whereas dwarves and elves and stuff are like “just get bob to do it he’s got a good few hundred years left” and then bob doesn’t teach anyone else how to do it

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?