secure tgirl wizard

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

after a few months they would just run out of guys to make president. nobody would wanna do it they'd be like i don't want to get a heart attack no thank you

i know absolute power corrupts absolutely or whatever but i think we can trust tooie with this one its fineeee.

im literally green

It's been said that during the set up time for a live concert in 1972, fans saw a mysterious glow eminate from behind the curtains of the stage. Some fans speculate this may have been Ringo Starr "activating" his Elf Stones, which are powerful magical artifacts awarded to him by elves.

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

U kno what im really starting 2 get fucking tired of getting shot at all tha time

does ringo starr still have the elf stones or did he return them to the silverwood? i know there was a pressure campaign a few years back

btw it's an older wip that I decided to finish up and I'm thinking he should be an Eldritch demon sentenced to living as a farm animal and getting angry that he had to be a cute sheep

Reblog to make prev wag their tail

Reblog to make prev wag their tail

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

Two magical swords, identical in size, length, material, and blacksmithing quality. The first has fine, silvery, curvy Elvish script imbued into it, all over the blade, giving it an Elven fire enchantment - able to quickly burn almost anything flammable with the notable exception of pure trees, wooden objects, and creatures of the forest. It's fire is golden and yellowish like the yolk of an egg and can quickly jump from foe to foe as the wielder wills it. The second blade has been harshly, but precisely hammered into with a thick chisel, inscribing tons of Dwarven runes over it, giving it a Dwarven fire enchantment, able to melt stone like hot butter, even magically setting fire to blood itself, but annoyingly it can't heat up ice, glass, or other metal objects - all considered improvements to the enchantment by Dwarven society. It's fire is somewhat unstable, but powerful, sometimes flaring up out of nowhere almost like a volcano. it's flame is a deep, purplish red, like that found in some of the clothes of old royalty.

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

The Dom should be praised too

Take care of your doms. Praise them. Make them feel cared for and loved. Or you don't deserve them.

And then no one reblogged this version

The Dom should be praised too

Take care of your doms. Praise them. Make them feel cared for and loved. Or you don't deserve them.

And then no one reblogged this version