secure tgirl wizard

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

going to queer meetups in the lands between and some raya lucaria student calls me butch because I wear full armor

I have a helmet because I don't want my skull to get caved in, emerald

when you think about it, marika trying to resurrect godwyn with an erdtree burial and unwittingly turning his undying corpse into a self replicating cancer on everything touched by the greattrees roots is very similar to kirkification

the crabs in altus growing golden hair not unlike those few months after kirks death where so many memorial videos were generated with ai that it poisoned the pool and started turning random people into charlie kirk

Fuck man, this doomed underground city doesn’t have any good kebab joints

i heard a drunk tarnished say this on the nokron metro last night

Not to imply that I wouldn't pet the fox girls floof, but what are the consequences?

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

sorry for liking your posts you’re either really relatable or i want us to fuck nasty it could be either or both i’ll never tell

sorry for liking your posts you’re either really relatable or i want us to fuck nasty it could be either or both i’ll never tell

sorry for liking your posts you’re either really relatable or i want us to fuck nasty it could be either or both i’ll never tell

pretty soon you'll be surrounded by finchgirls with special beaks that're adapted to sucking you off

galapagos tortoise girl givin me that loooooooong neck

two words, pal: island gigantism