secure tgirl wizard

Fuck man, this doomed underground city doesn’t have any good kebab joints

i heard a drunk tarnished say this on the nokron metro last night

Not to imply that I wouldn't pet the fox girls floof, but what are the consequences?

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

sorry for liking your posts you’re either really relatable or i want us to fuck nasty it could be either or both i’ll never tell

sorry for liking your posts you’re either really relatable or i want us to fuck nasty it could be either or both i’ll never tell

sorry for liking your posts you’re either really relatable or i want us to fuck nasty it could be either or both i’ll never tell

pretty soon you'll be surrounded by finchgirls with special beaks that're adapted to sucking you off

galapagos tortoise girl givin me that loooooooong neck

two words, pal: island gigantism

relaxing lo-fi beats to cumflate kobolds to

They're calling her the Pawjob Princess because she's so good at giving AND receiving them :3

i will never risk saying this in an actual gaming server but I don't think constantly screaming out of anger when you're playing is good

if a game is making you so angry that you have to scream, dusturbing the whole house and distressing your teammates maybe close the game and go cool your head and i mean this in the nicest most literal way possible

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with