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The electronic signs outside of family owned seafood restaurants

babys dont even say gogo gaga anymore they just bite you and inject you with their babypoison

Its actually babyvenom. Do you know nothing about babies?

hey buddy figured id give you a heads up i found two bigass birds and paid them 10 bucks each to swoop down when you aren't paying attention and grab one of your arms each and pull as hard as they can to rip you in twain midair. so id start investing in ankle weights or something because you're gonna need em

Shoutout to Project Hail Mary for being the only media where the unconscious protagonist is dragged off screen by an alien spider monster and the audience's reaction is heartbreak on behalf of the alien spider monster.

Aren't they already having lunch in that scene?

they didnt have lunch until i gave it to them i think

i imagine that post industrial revolution cutie marks get wildly specific because they have to remain unique amidst an unprecedented population boom