secure tgirl wizard

fumbling conversations/friends/dates at the speed of sound and i'll keep doing it with bravado until my last breath

fumbling conversations/friends/dates at the speed of sound and i'll keep doing it with bravado until my last breath

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

If drug manufacturers were smart they'd make pills cube shaped so they can be stacked in the little boxes and take up the least amount of space like they do with sugar cubes.

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."