secure tgirl wizard

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

imposter syndrome will have you like i hope no one figures out i draw pictures by sketching them first

customer facing worker faces customers politely more at ten

when the evilvillain post hits too close to home and you have to sit with bowed head and folded hands until the dunkin employees threaten to call somebody

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

im never puppy bored when i slay with my puppy sword

try not to laugh for 10,000 years challenge ends in failure when on the 3,652,424th day a delightful tumbling beetle causes me to chuckle whistfully

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