secure tgirl wizard

oh, me? yeah, im a panel 1 girl. panel 2? instant loss? no, no, i dont believe in that stuff

the faint, muffled noises coming from the right that kind of sound like me moaning are probably just swamp gas or ball lighting

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Bro hasnt heard of the classic short story "The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas"

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

that one friend who isn't going to survive tonight

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

Boss tries to fire me for poor performance but I punch the ground and spit out blood and say "No... this isn't how this ends" while my leitmotif plays

Boss fires me for my poorly-composed leitmotif

There is always hope

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage