secure tgirl wizard

that one friend who isn't going to survive tonight

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

Boss tries to fire me for poor performance but I punch the ground and spit out blood and say "No... this isn't how this ends" while my leitmotif plays

Boss fires me for my poorly-composed leitmotif

There is always hope

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

you want me so bad it makes you look stupid

so cool when i say hi to a cat and they do a big stretch like i dont think that has anything to do with the words i just said to you i said but i think its awesome that you got long

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

If the backrooms post can get a movie then so can this

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

youre going to play wow classic? you know fable 2 exists right?

youre playing fable 2? you do realize mount and blade exists right

you’re going to plY mount and blade? why not come join me in my viva piñata heaven

you’re going to Vica piaa h? Why not come do rocks with me

Racism against Indians is actually a little insane when you consider how widespread it is even among liberals and leftists . Even people who consider themselves to be progressive will laugh at call center or tech support jokes. All scammers are inherently indian. It’s okay to laugh at jokes making fun of Indians for their feelings towards animals or how they drive. India is inherently backwards and dirty so it’s okay to make jokes about getting food poisoning from even looking at indian food

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

DONT STOP ME NOW!