Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Butts

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

There is no bad food when you are hungry.

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

Why would you use duct tape to hold hands ?

Wait I’m a fucking idiot

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

generational thing, the slow inevitable americanisation of anal

Oh but I get it

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"