Chain walletttssss

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

i think they're called baristas

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

In the real world people tell me I have a funny turn of phrase; on Tumblr I'm just Ken

i know they’re already not dating at that point but one of the cutest moments between spike and drusilla (in my opinion) is in season 5 when drusilla comes back to sunnydale and harmony tells her “you have some nerve coming back here! after breaking my boo-boo‘s heart“ and drusilla just looks at spike and silently mouths “boo-boo?“. overlooked.

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them