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:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

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:)

fuhgedda bottit. light em up vinny he’s gonna be sleepin with da fishes

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Put it in a box….

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Deliver it

to my house and put it on

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my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock

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Cheesy on my peeny and sauce on my balls

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She sounds like a delight

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poondragoon

Bad news: your kid is the neighborhood cryptid.

Good news: you can get that on a bumper sticker

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notcaycepollard

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

serpentking456

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

bransonreese

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

severepaperhideout-deactivated2

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

bransonreese

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

slangwang

this post is transcendent

aurora-gleam

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

bransonreese

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

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thyrell

vibe test came back negative :(

cowgirlmilkers

6/10 post. The joke hits but it’s not that funny.

thyrell

what the fuck

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trying kombucha for the first time

“It really smells like a public restroo- [laughs] it smells like a public RESTROOM! You know what? [takes a sip] [clicks tongue] No. Well? [giggles]”

fudge-the-horse

some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!”

me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars:

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