🖤🦅 the audacity of this bird mouth sonuva bitch

nothing like a little platonic frottage between bros

froternity of brotherhood

Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."

we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze

the only fun addition to this post

getting a job as a bartender and surreptitiously pulling out a snake and squeezing its venom into every drink I mix when the drunkards aren't looking

you can't say "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" on a poll with a 60/40 split. that's hydrogen bomb vs regular bomb

Pipe bomb versus somewhat smaller pipe bomb.

my boyfriend gave me this unbranded chapstick from his dentist and it’s so good that it’s corrupting me like the fucking one true ring

it’s soft and moisturizing and smells amazing. i will go out of my way to use it instead of any other chapstick. last night i went to put some on before bed and couldn’t find it and my immediate first thought was “someone stole it because it’s so much better than regular chapstick.” INSANE thing to think

my boyfriend went back to the dentist and he insists they didn’t give him a chapstick this time but i know he’s lying so he can keep it to himself. to the dungeons with you

i have been entirely consumed by the entity that is shapez 2 (the sequel to shapez). i eat, sleep, and breathe shapes. i spend my days dreaming of how to make my shapez in a more efficient way. should i use the cutter or the half splitter? is there a way to make painting more compact with greater output? i long for the days where i could make 1 shape from a single module. i do not need sleep. i need shapez 2 (the sequel to shapez)

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

Nintendo looooves a floating head with hands boss