life when im so black and white that i cant see nuance or the full picture but it dont matter anyway cause i can still see that your mans is bald!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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life when im so black and white that i cant see nuance or the full picture but it dont matter anyway cause i can still see that your mans is bald!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ESPECIALLY my monster high dolls
(The closet was glass)
Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference if you even care.
Btw it is very important that you talk to gay people off of tumblr if you can
Queer people on tumblr: other people in this "community" are the oppressor actually
Queer people in real life: hey do you want to come on a hike next week
Queer people in real
life: hey do you want to come
on a hike next week
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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May you internalize that it is a privilege to know you, to love you, and to have access to the version of you that you've fought so hard to become.
When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately
truly dads with new born babies v dads with children are two completely different people this man used to strap this child to his chest with a double chest wrap because he was terrified of giving her shaken baby syndrome and now he just kinda hucks her , I'll be sitting on the bed and all of a sudden my child just comes soaring towards me
Husband when child was newborn: you are my beautiful soft amazing little creature and I will be so gentle and lightly clean you softly and sing you sweet songs
Husband now that child is 4 years old: carries feral child upside down into the bathroom telling her she is a smelly little beast and she has to wash her butt while she sings him songs about spraying him with the shower head
Husband when child was newborn: "bath time and bed time is my special one on one time with my sweet baby angel where I tell her how special and soft and sweet she is and spend much needed time relaxing and getting her to relax and snuggling"
Husband now that child is 4 and "sturdy" (his words not mine): "bath time is my special time for hand to hand combat with my warrior princess where I teach her how to throw a punch and try to exhaust her enough that she passes out until tomorrow, and if that doesn't work I just start making deals like she's a mob boss and I am a desperate flunkie"
Husband when child was newborn: here is your hypoallergenic formula heated to the exact temperature that you need to have the thickening agent activate in a ulta double sterilized bottle my miracle NICU baby, it takes 25 -35 minutes to make but it is what we must do to keep you safe and healthy.
Husband now that child is 4: "I had to make her a breakfast snack of two eggs and toast before we go out to brunch because she was gnawing on the bars of her enclosure and I am frankly terrified of the small piranha she becomes when hangry."
Via @somanyofthekids
Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay
Could mean good things!
Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?
haha it’s funny you ask
Mad Max was ridiculous but I liked it a lot. The cinema was way too loud. I’m getting old.

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I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.
i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass
you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..
You can be a Wizard of Love and a Dragon of Good Morning!!!
Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

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embrace the void
i identify so much with this