self fulfilling prophecy

nice wound. Could use some salt though

*in tears* promise me it's friendship friday

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

genuinely i need help how am i supposed to keep living after the best friend ive ever had left me how am i supposed to live 60+ more years knowing that anyone can leave me at any time and i can’t do anything about it and that i’ll never feel safe anywhere ever again. everyone is always like love is what makes life worth living but if it doesnt exist for me then my life is not worth living. even if someone really did love me im too busted up inside to recieve it. so what point is there

im legit asking for advice here

ONE OF MY FISH DISAPPEARED FOR LIKE A MONTH AND I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD AND HE JUST REAPPEARED WITH NO EYES????????????

i was on a roll cleaning and this shook me so bad im just gonna go to bed immediately

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

i may technically be employed but my real occupation is running around constantly trying to fix or at least mitigate my continuous stream of fuckups and trying to make up for letting everyone down in various ways

so stressed i’m on the verge of tears but i can’t afford to cry rn