bwuh??

Nobody is the top or the bottom they don't even have sex they just stand next to each other and occasionally try to kill each other and that's like sex for them

He’s so shy he died

there aren't even any tomboys in movies anymore. like should we all die

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

Ok so lemme get this straight the boys get advertised their body weight in protein powder and girls are told to get by on uncooked foliage and I’m supposed to believe that the observed differences in gender are strictly because of sex chromosomes with no cultural influence at all uh huh sure hey buddy what kind of idiot

last night the AI spell check on powerpoint kept giving me a red squiggle under "to" in a sentence that was like "i will have to send this to the dry cleaner" telling me that i should switch it to say "also" or "in addition" when that's not even remotely correct like it wanted me to type "i will have to send this also the dry cleaner" (incoherent) & when i tried to use adobe lightroom for the first time for the same assignment the AI kept forcing a mask on a small section of the photo so all my edits would only change this tiny part of the image and nothing i did could get it to stop generating the mask i had to just use a different program. the fact that this shit isn't even functional is so annoying like they force it into software that was otherwise passable and it doesn't even work it actually makes the program harder to use it's incredibly embarrassing

you ever notice that some people seem to think its only acceptable to have hobbies as an adult if you have autism. like okay yeah sure special interests etc etc its not an unreasonable thing to link together but also if you cant enjoy toys and games over the age of 20 i think youre the one missing out. get a lil whimsy in your heart.

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid