skeleton smoking a cigar counting money.

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

Imagine how bad that first post-nut clarity hits for a freshly married mormon

this morning my coworker and I were evaluating some beans and I said ‘man these beans look pretty good’ and he was like ‘meh I’ve seen better’. top ten exchanges that have happened for thousands of years in every language ever spoken

Lol no. Freak

Jack off my stooge cunt stupid

I make my Obama tulpa do a land acknowledgement every time he wants to fuck

They got rid of all that other stuff and now all we can do is drink each others blood and blow smoke in each others eyes, forever

you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it's gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you're alone at home at night. it never happens again.

A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

this is gonna get me put on a list somewhere but if Rhaenyra and Daenerys could have met they would not end that interaction as friends Rhaenyra would be putting Daenerys in the SJW cringe compilation