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It is important to note that he cannot actually use the scope with that helmet. He is very stupid. Both of these things are crucial to the vibe. To raise the visor such that he could actually (sort of) use the scope he would also be on some level guilty of wrongthink himself, and whether or not he does this is dependent upon the specific author and how they want to portray the character: a hardass rebellious free thinker will raise the visor to shoot the orphan, and perhaps consider feeling bad about it. A hardass righteous warrior will keep the visor down, shoot the orphan anyway by virtue of their great faith, and feel satisfaction. Neither will ever either miss or simply not shoot the orphan, regardless of the author or the character.

Also, there a bugs and mushrooms and cows along with space elves trying to kill him.

also the only reason everything is Like That is because frog gods didn't want to give some people the cure for cancer, which made them so mad they tried to genocide the frog gods which created hell

... And in the process of doing so the people aligned with star gods, were deceived and enslaved by them and turned into soulless robots. But later they turned the star gods into batteries anyway. And then went to hibernation.

Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

it keeps being hot and humid and nasty as fuck and i keep going outside to do things like am i stupid

im da planet stop all the emissions

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings