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House is pregnant

unhappy side effect of "morally ambiguous" being treated as the pinnacle of writing is that you will often be made to experience what a not so talented writer with big aspirations thinks is morally ambiguous

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

"do not frot with me while doing the mike ehrmantraut voice" - actual sentence i had to say last night

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws an unbaptized baby