stick a dick in me, im done

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When did i rise

Game’s gone

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

There needs to be a cream comeback on tumblr

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

I don't understand how cis people obsessed with gender norms think trans people are the weird ones. they're going around believing that your name has to correlate to your genitals. your fashion has to correlate to your genitals. your behaviours have to correlate to your genitals. your hobbies have to correlate to your genitals. who you date has to correlate to your genitals. whether you can put sparkles on your eyelids or not has to correlate to your genitals. and then people like me go "hmm. I might not do that. maybe I'll just do what feels fun and okay instead" and they LOSE their MINDS

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!