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i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

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its actually going pretty well

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For ten years straight I’ve been saying that when Mitch McConnell dies I will take the day off work and go on a bender just celebrating and whooping it up. I’ve been saying this since I watched some late night show segment about him comparing him to Yurtle the Turtle when I was in high school and it kept compounding with every new thing he did or thing I heard about him. I’ve been waiting for his stupid putrid death so I could have one moment of joy in the horrible evil world that festering living hemorrhoid constructed. Just one thing. I know we all lose anyway, he got to do everything he did, we lose because we have to go on living with the consequences of all of it, and I just wanted one measly day of celebration when he dies (badly, preferably) and they TOOK IT FROM ME.

He was supposed to be waterboarded to death with diarrhea. He was supposed to have all of his bones found to be hollow and filled with tumors that all suddenly expand at once and explode his skeleton until he dies of agony. He was supposed to be tied to a wall in a public square and have anyone be allowed to wound him so long as they only used their fingernails until he finally succumbed. And I was supposed to do shrooms and or coke about it.

It’s not fair. Preston said his version of that was dick cheney, and one week after he told me that, dick Cheney died and we literally danced and drank champagne. Now Mitch McConnell’s putrid flesh has been sloughing off his radioactive bones for a month and when they tell us tomorrow that he died unexpectedly in the hospital on August 2nd 2026 I will get NOTHIN. They took away my hollow false satisfaction…. A joy I knew I would have to ignore reality to feel just for one day… my McConnell bender…. My beautiful McConnell bender….

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beautiful drawing I saw in the women's bathroom last night at the bar

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Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

#I really really like this post #these words all feel really good to read and think about

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Elena Wuest - The Tangerine Hour, 2026 - Oil on canvas

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Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

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- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

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me in the pussy if I'm being honest

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im selling this if anyone is interested. 35 cents OBO

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34 cents

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fuck off i know what i have

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