buenyas dias

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

My four year old daughter smokes the ends of all my cigarettes to 'eliminate needless waste and promote an eco-friendly lifestyle'. I love how empathetic she already is at such a young age <3 #momwin

Welcome Brazilians

Genuinely if we get more Brazilians after twitter fumbled them this site will be better than it’s ever been pspspspsps

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

This is her tiktok and she has a playlist dedicated to islamic omegaverse

minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet

They’re doing their best with half a brain cell.

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

#not to brag but im so fckn good at this

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

having friends who you discuss and write niche pornography with is like. ok here’s the nuclear launch codes for my psyche. don’t do anything weird with it haha