I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

*adds something to my cart* I'm about to make an amazing digital purchase

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

There are US Senators dying who have never died before

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

i mean average sized bomb

I’m having an in of body experience right now

"grab life by the balls" "life's a bitch" okay yeah, clearly life is TMA and we must cling to her

We can't give up on her

sure she’s evil but look at those tits