Ahhhh?

did nonbinary musician gerard way utilize safe cisheteronormativity when singing about sucking dick for cocaine

op literally could have just said they’re boring like why do we all pretend u need to write a seven page dissertation on the socio-politics of a piece of media or a band just say u hate them bc they’re ass and move on

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.

i need to start collecting novelty lighters or i'll fucking die

utterly spectacular. endlessly charming. magnificent beyond magnificence.

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

I want a book and Netflix series about these two.

Yoooooooooooooooooo!

boat captain who fishes for human skin

Boris Johnson

world heritage post

Heresy.

Heresy.

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expand ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

Reblogging again because I'm crying over dolphin cartwheels

Gays heard the phrase “louder than gods revolver and twice as shiny” and took it as dress code instructions.

Personally, I’m not seeing the problem here.

Whaylor Swift