Cohle's Case Files

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

They’re on Reddit saying texting “hi” is low iq and gives people the ick and that’s why they got ghosted. They don’t let u say hi no more….. we’re in a loneliness epidemic bc everybody is a weirdo about every little thing im cracking up

If you say "hi" and that's it you sound like you don't give a shit. Why would I want to talk to someone who won't even introduce themselves properly? Make an effort or suffer your loneliness epidemic.

You people are crazy . You’re just crazy. This isn’t a normal world anymore

It's poor netiquette. If someone sent you a letter in the mailbox that just said "hi" would that not drive you insane?

I would send hello ^.^ back ….. and feel warm inside

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

yknow it is kind of funny that twerfs have to make defending a bunch of shit children's books a non insignificant part of their politics

imagine if it was like that for other ideologies like imagine if libertarians felt obligated to jump into random conversaitons to aggressively defend the maze runner

people in the notes bringing up jorjorwell and ayn rand and those aren't really the same, animal farm and atlas shrugged are very directly polemics, there's a very direct relation between the content and the ideology. the harry potter thing is much funnier because the reasons twerfs rabidly defend them is basically completely external to the contents of the books themselves and so the disonnance and embarassment of it is much stronger

it goes without saying that the united states of america must be destroyed

I've literally seen footage