how am I supposed to vibe?

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

How the trip feels when you leave your cat at home

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

I love the fact that I can't tell if this is meant to insinuate that if you take the the bus to get to a place you can only choose between being 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late or that thr bus itself is either 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late, because both. Both is true.

Both was the intention

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish