this is your sign to listen to the bg3 soundtrack

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

yes they do all eat pussy

(via @akilah12902)

How in the fuck is Astarion winning this. Look no one is arguing that he's happy about eating pussy, it's about as exciting as making small talk with your boss and probably about as emotionally laden, but at least give the man credit for all the fucking practice. Nobody's out here telling sex workers that they're bad at sucking dick just because they do it for a living, y'know? Vaginas are not a magical cavern granting favor only to the more worthy. Give the man some fucking credit, jesus. Impugn his honor if you will but not his goddamn competence.

Personally my vote is for Shadowheart. For all her lines about "short term amusements" I really think she doesn't remember any of the sex she's had. Girl has no relevant practical experience to draw on, it's just a black void and Shar's face like the early-access "no no Mindflayer" that was slapped on all the sex scenes.

yes they do all eat pussy

(via @akilah12902)

How in the fuck is Astarion winning this. Look no one is arguing that he's happy about eating pussy, it's about as exciting as making small talk with your boss and probably about as emotionally laden, but at least give the man credit for all the fucking practice. Nobody's out here telling sex workers that they're bad at sucking dick just because they do it for a living, y'know? Vaginas are not a magical cavern granting favor only to the more worthy. Give the man some fucking credit, jesus. Impugn his honor if you will but not his goddamn competence.

Personally my vote is for Shadowheart. For all her lines about "short term amusements" I really think she doesn't remember any of the sex she's had. Girl has no relevant practical experience to draw on, it's just a black void and Shar's face like the early-access "no no Mindflayer" that was slapped on all the sex scenes.

yes they do all eat pussy

(via @akilah12902)

How in the fuck is Astarion winning this. Look no one is arguing that he's happy about eating pussy, it's about as exciting as making small talk with your boss and probably about as emotionally laden, but at least give the man credit for all the fucking practice. Nobody's out here telling sex workers that they're bad at sucking dick just because they do it for a living, y'know? Vaginas are not a magical cavern granting favor only to the more worthy. Give the man some fucking credit, jesus. Impugn his honor if you will but not his goddamn competence.

Personally my vote is for Shadowheart. For all her lines about "short term amusements" I really think she doesn't remember any of the sex she's had. Girl has no relevant practical experience to draw on, it's just a black void and Shar's face like the early-access "no no Mindflayer" that was slapped on all the sex scenes.