you can just say “bush” and you lesbians go wild like do y’all not remember what he did

ran up that hill

A second Kate has run up that building

Have an electrician over today & he comes through from the kitchen like 'i was looking at that poster on your wall wondering how I hadn't heard of the movie so I googled it. What is the point. Is it just there to catch people out.' And I'm like, well,

angel with pronouns be like "he/hymn"

ask your doctor what the fuck

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

they hate me cause im a female man

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

yeah we put your boyfr- oh she transitioned? good for her! so anyway we put your girlfriend in the fucking slop sorry