the black bride

daemon asking mysaria "would that pain you" with regard to alicent being close to rhaenyra is hilarious. also the pissing match that has started between them djskskkakalala. mysaria hitting rhaenyra with "remember which of us has always been faithful" crying this is gona be great. rhaenyra the girls are competing for your attention (alicent is winning)

I wish Maysilee Donner would've met President Snow. He wouldve said some corny shit like "Snow lands on top" and she would've eaten the words and chewed them right back up so nasty that he would've been so ashamed to say them ever again.

Making a cult and sometimes making them eat their own poop

Taking unsolicited photographs (if that's even illegal)

Apparently murdering a suicidal gay prince, overthrowing a god who’s also head of the government, literally just murdering the former country leaders (who are now rebel leaders) in retirement, prison break, and infrastructure destruction and loss of many lives cuz I happen to be related (siblings) to crude oil

Owning a house and becoming a baron at age 14? Is that a crime if my dead uncle who was the previous baron said he wanted me to?

grave robbing and/or antiquities trafficking

either witchcraft (not a crime???) or fighting the titan of time (maybe a crime?????)

they will kill you is so fuckin fun y’all this is ready or not meets john wick meets kill bill with the flavor of get out and a touch of the shining go see

they will kill you is so fuckin fun y’all this is ready or not meets john wick meets kill bill with the flavor of get out and a touch of the shining go see