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d e v o n
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todays bird
macklin celebrini has autism
Show & Tell
art blog(derogatory)

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we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
cherry valley forever

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these are all products of my procrastination

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Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die
teaching children that they are allowed to walk away and cool off if they are feeling overwhelmed might literally save their life as teens/adults
I am a preschool teacher.
This is my “alone zone.”
At any time of the day, if my kids are feeling stressed, they can go here to cool down. There’s stress toys, silly putty, bubbles, sensory bottles…there’s books and headphones to block out the loud noises.
The only thing they have to do is “check in” by putting their picture on which emotion they’re feeling so I know how I can help them when they’re ready.
Kids. Need. Space.
Kids. Need. Coping. Mechanisms.
Not. Time-outs.
And the sooner we as adults teach them that, the better off they’ll be as they grow.
Norse mythology: right so the universe is all centred around this giant fucking interdimensional space tree, and Earth is at one of its roots, and it grows up through all these other realms with like giants and shit in them, and the gods live in the two at the top
Greek mythology: fuck uhh the gods live on that hill right over there lol
What’s your fantasy?
I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.
reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

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life is painful but women are hot
teacher: how are you doing? me: *thinking about how sharks have survived 5 major extinctions that wiped out majority of life on earth* me: yeah
they found LIVING sharks in an active underwater volcano recently i’m shaken
there is no god only shark
direct action 😂😂😂
The fuck is an influencer?
Social media personalities
@somethingfangirly logan and jake paul are influencers. that’s about all you need to know.
Yo, remember that one YT/Instagram chick that tried to get a free hotel room? Lemme find that…
From the influencer:
And from the hotel:
Did she…did she try to imply that UNIVERSAL ORLANDO is doing well because SHE worked with THEM?
mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.
mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.
the reason they’re always “broken” is mcdonalds ice cream machines take 4 hours to clean, mcdonalds has repeatedly said they would replace the machines with ones that are easier to clean, and yet they still haven’t years after the proclamation
basically what i’m saying is, how can they replace their employees with efficient machines when they can’t even replace their machines with efficient machines.
Those old ice cream machines are nasty af btw, corporate’s refusal to replace their old busted-ass machinery is a danger to the workers and consumers. The one at the McDonald’s I worked at had an internal leak so the inside was just full of old rotten milk that smelled like death, but even after my manager opened it up and cleaned it out upper management wouldn’t even think about replacing it cause they didn’t seem to see a problem. Because apparently exposing your workers and customers to rotten food isn’t a problem as long as no one sees it.
Anyway even if the ice cream machine is working probably don’t get the ice cream.
i would just like to thank every mcdonalds employee for their service because if i ever got the new roach mcflurry id kill someone

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Happy National Coming Out Day
I love you guys <3
Are u into girls??
the real questions are if girls are into me
when you pass a horse trailer on the road but it’s empty
I almost didn’t click this because I assumed it would be someone singing the altered lyrics and I can basically figure out what that would sound like
BUT NO, someone has instead the original song to go like this and it is, very good
If Brand Names Were Anime Characters
Credit: @sillvi_illustrations
This went from normal to oddly dark to normal again, gave me whiplash

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Things in Starkid musicals that never fail to make me laugh [x]: A Very Potter Musical
HE JUST FUCKIN MOVES ROUND THE CURTAIN OH THAT’S LIKE THE BEST META JOKE I’VE EVER SEEN
The musical that gave us, among other things, Draco Malfoy wanting a rocketship, “Rumbleroar” and of course Cornelius Fudge looking Voldemort in the eye and saying “I STILL DON’T BELIEVE YOU’RE BACK”
In other words, the best Harry Potter adaptation EVER
I can’t look at that gif of Ron with the chocolate bar without remembering that they spent, like, an EXTORTIONATE amount of their budget on that. Like a third of their budget. On chocolate.
ARTHUR SAYS GAY RIGHTS!!