Hi.

u don’t understand i have to bite u

I haven’t seen the sun in three weeks don’t ask me about my day i’m about to commit crimes

There needs to be an even darker screen brightness option

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

dislike and discomfort are normal and healthy parts of the human experience actually

"I find this off-putting" and "this is harmful to me" are surprisingly not the same thing. i know, i'm as shocked as you are

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

i cannot look at old videos and photos without thinking ‘they were in love here’ and like yeah i knew but now i know

if dnp hard launch and start a podcast at the same time we're all fucked

phannie truthers and the gift of prophecy

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

ppl just be too late man. its too late. i dont want it. i wanted it when i wanted it. i dont want it anymore