Underused Character Storage

also at the end when they ask you "any questions?" and you can't think of anything: ask about parking. even if you don't have a car.

ASK WHAT THE 30 60 90 DAY PLAN IS. It's asking about training and they always love it

coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators

Edward Cullen energy

what does that mean?

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #awa and add it to #awawawa, you end up with #truth nuke.

#france in shambles. automation truly comes for us all.

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

this is from the 2000’s btw