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Oh rhinoceros we’re really in it now

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notahorseindisguise

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

notahorseindisguise

it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found

megamindsupremacy

the notes on this post are SENDING me

crimesagainstflesh

heyniceworkasshole

fluff-e-boy

One of the most important images of all time

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which-ocs

Which OC?

bad-4chan-literature

kasai-yagi

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

snakegirllovehandles

The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

gayestgen

silviadragoness

The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets. Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option. It’s a big damn story.

(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon. No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

sexhaver

anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

sexhaver

the-hittite

Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.

Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.

antique-scarecrow

it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages

legalizememes

one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever

quasi-normalcy

Why do so many Japanese urban legends seem to involve a dialogue tree that you need to follow very carefully?

quasi-normalcy

It's just the interactive element that seems characteristic. Like I hear a claim that, at some point, "everyone dreams of a village littered with blue corpses, and if they trip and fall then they will die in their sleep and become one of them" and ai just immediately know before I even check that, yes, this urban legend originated in Japan.

lizardsfromspace

quasi-normalcy

"Am I pretty?"

"I don't know, you're wearing a mask."

"How about now?"

"...I'd say you're a definite four--" (*remembers that four is bad luck in East Asia because it sounds like death*) "FIVE! I meant five! Definitely meant five!"

sistersorrow

According to Wikipedia, that could actually work according to some versions of the legend

"You're kinda mid, tbh" or "I don't have time for questions" are both valid responses

Maybe chuck some Werther's Originals at her for safe measure

thefloatingstone

koiagain

museum date but i spend the whole time crying over the concept of history and time

thottistani-deactivated20220220

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

garbage-empress

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

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threedollarsdotcom

think of a girl. now think of another girl. now think of another girl. now another. thats not enough. more. more. more girls. no thats not enough. more girls

lamignonette

rhymewithrachel

They tried to stop me from drawing ghost knight but they CANT

targetedknowledge

tumbwr

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

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poast-bot

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

skipppppy

Astarion eye colour debates doing the rounds again on twitter

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