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Testing the waters with an excerpt from a much larger WIP. What better way to kick off Pride Month than with a little self indulgent writing? Let me know if you wanna read the full story. Thanks!
AU originally written with an OC but figured this would be more fun for everyone
Patricia Rakepick x Fem Reader
Moonlight cast a silver glow upon the stone walls of Hogwarts as you and Patricia move in unison down the darkened corridors. Your footsteps the only sounds amidst the quiet of Hogwarts. Each of you carrying a wand at the ready, the warm light of Lumos piercing the shadows where secrets and dangers might lurk.
"Left here," Patricia murmurs, her voice low but clear in the quiet. "I've sensed something off in this wing for a few nights now."
You nod, allowing the curse-breaker to take the lead. It irks you to not be at the forefront, but you recognize the strategic advantage of Patricia's expertise in this arena. She is the one that attended the school after all.
"Feel it?" Patricia asks, pausing by a tapestry depicting the triumphs of long forgotten medieval wizards. She looks over her shoulder at you, her eyes flickering across your face as if gauging your expression.
"Like a static charge.” Your shoulders brushed, sending an unexpected jolt up your spine. "Residue of dark magic?"
"Could be," Patricia says, her gaze lingering on you a second longer than necessary. "Or it could be us— stirring up an unlikely chemistry.”
"Let's not get ahead of ourselves," you quickly retorted, shutting down any attempts of deception or manipulation. Though you do feel your heart beating a little faster. The allure of Patricia's confidence is not lost on you, despite the repulsion of that admission, nor do you like the way it challenges you to rise to match the redhead’s energy. Even in jest, letting her win is not an option.
You continue your patrol, moving from one corridor to the next until the clock tower struck midnight, signaling a well-deserved break.
The kitchens provide a haven in the dead of night, with the scent of baking bread and simmering stews wafting through the room. House-elves stop their bustling to greet you with wide eyes and small bows. They scurry around, setting out an array of warm bread, cheeses, and a pot of steaming tea for you both.
You watch Patricia interact with the house-elves, her demeanor shifting from vigilant to gentle as she thanks them with a soft smile. It's a side of her that’s always uncanny to see—the softer, more caring side that hints at depths beyond her fierce exterior.
Seated at the wooden table, you both take in the comforting atmosphere of the warm kitchen. The crackling fire casts dancing shadows on the walls, adding an almost cozy charm to the hidden room.
Patricia pours two cups of tea and pushes one towards you, her eyes meeting yours in a moment of unspoken understanding. Despite the tension that often simmers between you, there is a shared camaraderie in moments like this. It feels like she’s a completely different woman compared to the usual sarcastic and cold witch that knows exactly what buttons to press to rile you up.
That’s not to say Patricia doesn’t have a sort of charm to her; the confidence in every stride she makes, the sway of her hips, her natural wit and intelligence that made her the forefront in any interaction she had.
The torches cast dancing shadows across Patricia’s face, softening her features. You felt a pull in your chest, like the strings of an instrument strumming a melody you’d never heard but always known.
"See something you like, Y/L/N?" Patricia teases.
You raise an eyebrow, refusing to let her fluster you with those piercing blue eyes. "Don’t flatter yourself. I’m enjoying a minute of respite before I have to go back to working with you."
“I can provide you a distraction from work if you let me.” Her tone lowered to a sultry whisper, her gaze unwavering as she leans in slightly, testing the boundaries of your resolve. Her closeness sends a shiver down your spine, an unexpected thrill mingling with the familiar tension that always crackles between you.
You hold her gaze steadily, refusing to show any signs of weakness as you reply, "I'm not here for your distractions, Rakepick. We have a job to do, remember?"
Patricia chuckles, a low, melodious sound that seems to echo in the cozy warmth of the kitchen. She leans back, swirling the tea in her cup thoughtfully before meeting your eyes once more. You swear feeling her foot brush up your calf as she shifts to cross her legs. "Always so serious. But don't worry, we'll get back to work soon enough."
The glint in Patricia's eyes hints at a mischievousness that you've come to expect from her. As the fire crackles and casts playful shadows in the kitchen, her smile is both inviting and challenging, a subtle invitation hanging in the air between you. You can never quite predict which version of Patricia Rakepick will surface— the focused curse-breaker or the enigmatic woman who revels in toeing the line between rivalry and something more.
"I only care about our obligations to protect," you reply coolly, lifting your tea to your lips and taking a deliberate sip. The warm liquid soothes your nerves, grounding you amidst the swirling emotions that Patricia seems to evoke effortlessly. "We can't afford distractions, not with what's at stake. Everyone residing here is counting on us to keep them safe. I for one, take that seriously.”
Patricia arches an eyebrow at your response, a look of something unreadable in her gaze. "Always the noble hero, aren't you?" she muses, her tone tinged with a hint of mockery that doesn't quite mask the underlying curiosity. "Distractions can be enlightening, you know.”
"Only if one knows how to handle them," you retort in a tone steadier than your heart.
The curse-breaker chuckles, a low sound that seems to edge you closer to the brink of insanity. For a moment you wonder whether you really would be better off locked away in the psych ward of St. Mungos. "Oh, I have quite the adept hand at managing…difficult situations."
On the 50th Anniversary of Scooby-Doo let us celebrate the musical group of goddesses known as the Hex Girls (x)
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I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE
This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation
Oh myfdb c
I have a cryptic need to reblog this as much as possible
Are we gonna ignore the sounds this man is making
The transition at the end is SENDING ME
It’s called Golden Boy, why the fuck do you guys keep reblogging the one without the title
Because I’m evil and don’t give a fuck
But. You just did reblog the one with the title?
Pfft not so evil now are we
Wait fuck

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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.
Please.
The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.
I fucking love him
i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it
He also jabs racists in the eye!
I love the justice grandpa of fists
I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.
He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.
Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!
He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!
Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.
He said fuck the police!
He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.
He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.
He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.
You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!
And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.
I have a new role model
“justice grandpa of fists”
It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.
Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited
Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.
we need him more than ever…
Grandpa Fuck Around & Find Out. Love him.
Everett is a king
About a week ago I posted this.
I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:
and my personal favorite
After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.
About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like
I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like
This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”
But I guess the lesson goes like this:
DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN
DON’T TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES EVER.
THIS POST IS SO IMPORTANT I WANT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IN THE WORLD TO SEE IT
This needs to be reblogged. I couldn’t scroll past this if I tried, I got a message like that but not for me, it told me to my friend to kill them self, I was livid! I didn’t answer it because a message like that doesn’t deserve an answer but I don’t see what is so funny about telling someone to kill them selves! I really don’t! It’s sick and it’s wrong. This person though, I take my hat off to you. You taught that bully a lesson.
this.
This will always be number one on the list of things that aren’t okay
Ho-ly shit.
I’ll never not reblog this
If you dare scroll without reblogging this you have no soul…….. i mean you do but reblogging this wont ruin your blog……. please just spread the word.
Please people don’t send anon hate your just hurting yourselves…
Don’t tell anyone to kill themselves. EVER.
DO NOT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES EVER!!
What the fuck is wrong with some people?!
Don’t tell people to go kill themselves.
this is so messed up hope the person who was doing that regretted what they did a learned from their mistake.
You should never tell someone to kill them self because they might and u will have to deal with that u will have their blood on your hands metaphorically speaking @epicnessqueen Wanna help reblog? ☺️
Yes I been told to kill myself multiple times
Brother
Sister
Mom
Dad
So many people on the internet
Random strangers
Story time WARNING TRIGGERS
Here I am thirteen years old getting the shot beat out of me by my brother I go to call my mom at work he grabs the phone and smashes it then says and I quote
“If your life is so miserable why don’t you kill yourself?”
Yeah he said that and I take over 27 Xanax my mom had or something like that at 10 mg that is 270mg granted I was a lot smaller and not able to take that pill amount.
Which meant I died. They had to pump my stomach and shock my heart back into rhythm.
I was lucky my little sister knew I took the pills and told my older sister or I would have been dead. My older sister knew mouth to mouth and I had choke on some of my own vomit. She got me breathing again and called an ambulance.
This is the message of the story. I did not know suicide was even a choice. So when I realized it was in a emotional charged state I made rash choice that could of cost me my life. And I did it again and again and again. Almost 13 years later and over 15 times being hospitalized , mental health for depression anxiety and so on medications. And the support of my friends I made it through but
One day I could be having a tough day just like this person had. And so can anyone else and saying
“Go kill yourself.” It may just be the straw that breaks the camels back.
Bottom line don’t tell people to kill or harm themselves and don’t be a bully either because one day you might just be the cause of someone suicide.
You stay strong og poster and if you want anonymous hate to stop turn off the setting then we can really expose them
The world is bad enough as it is don’t make it worse by saying such thing’s too a person that hasn’t done anything, asshats😠
And for those who have suffered from this kind of treatment here’s a hug in hopes to feel better.
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(//TW// Suicide mention \TW\)
I know I’m not supposed to be surprised by any of this, But it still utterly surprises me that breed of scum actually live- No Exist in the first place. The world is already fucked up, WE’RE NOT LOOKING FOR ANOTHER FILL!!! So please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE; DON’T DO SHIT LIKE THIS!!!! A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD IS ALREADY GOING THROUGH IT, AND THEY DON’T NEED THIS TOO!!! So please Don’t ever do this to someone, and it doesn’t matter how fucked up they are.
Oh, And if someone that came across this thread and actually encouraged someone to take their own life; You’re a menace to society, and I hope Karma has a special doom day for you in their calender. And I hope that day comes up pretty soon. Because ya fucked up for that and you know damn well and have enough of common sense to know what you did was extremely wrong.
Everybody stop what you’re doing and look at this masterpiece that my beautiful, wonderful girlfriend @ladyxrawr made me! Aah words can’t describe how happy this made me tonight and how happy you continue to make me every day in our relationship. Love you Baby Girl
Hi! I saw that you take requests on Ao3. I was wondering if you were up for a little bit of a challenge? I recently came across a work on Ao3 called 'From the Pits of Hell Rose An Angel' that features a Demon OC. I find the character too funny and I was wondering if you could put your own spin on them and their interactions with Lady D? (With the author of the story's permission of course) I understand if not. Keep up the good work tho!
Oooh this one might take a little bit but yeah I’ll see what I can do! Definitely gonna check out that work

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
THE POST, THE P O S T
THE LEGENDARY POST
PATTI ANN LUPONE JUST MADE ME GAYER THAN I THOUGHT I WAS. THIS IS… IM REALLY GAYYYY
God I almost lost this
Asexuality by Tiny Dinosaur :)!
He has a tiny ace ring around his neck! :D
That’s the cutest thing I’ve seen in a while ^^
This is wonderful, thank you Tiny Dinosaur.
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
“You need someone who goes out of their way to show they need you in their life.”
— Unknown

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4 songs i’ve had on repeat recently
Thanks for tagging me @lunarlesbianlove 💕
1.- T r a n s p a r e n t s o u l- WILLOW ft. Travis Barker
2.- Aquí Yo Mando- Kali Uchis ft. Rico Nasty
3.- We Got The Look- Trixie Mattel
4.- Bad Reputation- Joan Jett
Tagging:
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4 songs I’ve had on repeat recently
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1.- Time Machine- WILLOW
2.- Kiss Me More- Doja Cat (feat. SZA)
3.- t r a n s p a r e n t s o u l- WILLOW (Feat. Travis Barker)
4.- Washing Machine Heart- Mitski
Tagging:
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4 songs I've had on repeat recently
Thank you for tagging me!!! ❤❤
1. Talk Too Much - COIN
2. Break Your Little Heart - All Time Low
3. Stella - All Time Low
4. That Won't Save Us - Against The Current
Tagging: @ladyximp @italians-in-paris @grace15e @lissett108
Four songs I’ve had on repeat recently
(Plus to drown out the noise of cicadas in my block)
Thank you for tagging me @just-a-dumb-gay !
1. Del Mar - Ozuna feat. Doja cat & SIA
2. Finally // Beautiful stranger - Halsey
3. Rodeo - Lil Nas X feat Cardi B
4. Somebody to love - Jefferson Airplane
Tagging: @uniquevocashark @lexxdrawzz @spacegirlsimps1234
Oooo
1. Not allowed - tv girl
2. Cold Cold Cold - Cage the Elephant
3. Sex tape - the Deftones
4. Tainted Love - Soft Cell
I shall tag @paulson-hargitay @nightwishesworld @someonekill-thedj @homoo-wan-kenobi @fruitylittlebastard
Thanks for the tag 💕
1. OMG What’s Happening- Ava Max
2. Burn it to the Ground- Nickelback
3. As the World Caves In- Matt Maltese
4. WAP- Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion
Tagging: @crisisavert @secretariez @ladydimitrescusdarling @koda-dolf