Perfect Quotes

i want to taste trouble

good girls go to heaven, bad girls get pinned against the wall

lowkey miss having a pretty girl ruin my focus for no valid reason

a woman slowly scratching my back could get state secrets out of me

sometimes a man wants peace and sometimes peace has nice thighs

craving a woman who laughs a little before doing something irresponsible

some nights u don’t need advice u need a pretty woman sitting way too close

some men want money and power i would like a woman to look at me like i’m dinner

“just be yourself” brother that is exactly what has been preventing sex

being a man is seeing a pretty woman and immediately forgetting every language

one thing about me i will mistake basic kindness for sexual tension

“take your time” okay see u next year

“u look tired” thank u i made it myself

owning a candle does NOT mean your life is together. i said what i said

i rarely make good decisions i just be like “well this should be interesting” and continue

everybody is tough until a bug flies directly at their face

imagine being a fish and the entire universe ends at the glass