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oh my fucking god deltarune fans you will not believe what is happening right now

ok so i’m at my moms sides’ family business today which is co owned by my grandparents who are like. head over heels in love for Weird little dolls and toys and trinkets and the like. so i brought my spamton doll w me, because he’s my new comfort item and i like to bring him places i go. and my grandparents have just kind of…. adopted him??? i guess??? they instantly fell in love with him the moment i pulled him out of my bag and they hold him like you would a newborn baby. theyre always asking if they can hold him. they’re like “wow he is dressed to impress! what a smart little guy! i bet he gets good grades!”. they call him their Little Darling and talk to him like he’s a real boy. when i go to their house later today they’ve asked me if i can let him watch tv with them and their dogs and of course i said yes. and all this time they have no idea that this “new grandson of theirs” is a malicious scam artist who wants to infect your computer and steal your soul

honestly this is so much nicer than red

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?

If you log into the labyrinth, you can’t complain if you see a minotaur

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

now that florida legislators have legalized child molestation because they hate trans people so much, i think its long long past time we bring back political assassination.

so my boyfriend doesn't know a lot about lord of the rings and was asking why it was so hard to destroy the ring and I said it corrupted the ringbearers and made them evil and even proximity to the ring can turn you evil as it did briefly with boromir and after some careful thought he decided that the nine members of the fellowship should each have a super long string attached to the ring and they could drag it behind them from really far so it won't affect them and make Legolas always watch it with his elf eyes to make sure it's okay back there and like ... that might work??? Did he solve it??? I'm so mad.

@quailblood​ resolving LotR like it’s D&D. X3

[ID: the ‘I wish all x a very pleasant evening’ meme edited to say, “I wish all muslim followers a very pleasant ramadan.” with bugs bunny wearing a suit on the side. /End ID.]

when like 3 people within 50 feet of each other see an animal & ur all like “oh yo an animal” thats what being a human is all about

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

Top tier answers here

Me, a cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash

Me, a gay cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode

My heart goes out to the 27 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.

Once again all you have to offer is thoughts and prayers. Smh

There’s a ligma outbreak, and this is all you can do???

What’s ligma? Is there a donation thing?

Ligma BALLS

My heart goes out to the 28 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.