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we're not kids anymore.
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please god it would be so funny
UNETHICAL????????????
so they said that it turns out that if you centrifuge ricotta cheese at something like 20,000 RPM for a few minutes, you end up with a solid substance that's delicious but so rich that it feels like it solidifies your arteries instantly. they were working on incorporating it into pastry fillings
my thoughts exactly
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Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"
And they were like "What?"
And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."
And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"
And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.
And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.
Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.
There’s a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldn’t tell you which one or which interview.
As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasing’s, “Wow, so you rose to the occasion -“
And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”
Finding this in the server room made my day
my workplace deadblow
Man, I miss Mjolnir. My old 5lb sledge welded to a 12in steel pipe
My engineer slapped this on when our IT department issued guidance on proper disposal of HDD/SSD storage
Due to the increasing pushback against the politically correct terminology of "DEI," we will no longer be calling those initiatives by either that acronym or by the longer, clearer title of "Diversity, Equity and Inclusion."
Instead, we will be going back to the older, more established terminology: Not Being Racist.
The thing people don't realize is that calling it DEI is a compromise. We used to have a blunter name.
If they don't like the discrete one, maybe we should go back to being in their faces, instead.
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Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways
oh cool the UK government covered up a spike in trans youth suicides after they restricted trans care.
prosecute everyone in that fucking government for murder.
A Freedom of Information request to the National Child Mortality Database reveals that 22 trans children under 18 died by suicide in England
The thing they don’t tell you about executive dysfunction and poor time management is that you will feel guilty every second of every day for your entire life.
What are the odds?
"app" is without a doubt one of the deepest evils of the human race. "hello. would you like to be expected have a bespoke piece of software for every single Brand you might theoretically interact with in a day" <- statement dreamed up by someone who should be drawn and quartered
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another total lunar eclipse (blood moon) is occurring in 3 weeks on the 3rd of march (morning in the western hemisphere, evening in the eastern hemisphere)
anywhere within the yellow boundaries will be able to see the entire total phase of the eclipse lasting 58 minutes, while anywhere within the red boundaries will be able to see at least part of the total phase during dusk or dawn
Source, Jan 15th 2026
common bandcamp win
if any of you fuckers put that new Harry Potter show on my dash I am blocking your ass
i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father
#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that
Alexa literally records EVERYTHING you say around it and can store that data and send it to literally everyone and it’s on the Wikipedia page for Amazon Alexa under the Privacy Concerns section!
the original post is one of the absolute funniest posts I’ve ever seen on Tumblr and it depresses me to see so many people loving their wiretaps like they’d love a family member. disturbing how times change, huh. is chatgpt replacing your grandpa
“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“
LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy
i thought maybe this was fake, but there’s even a citation!
Taejong Sillok Book 7. 5th year of King Taejong’s Reign (1404), February 8.
Happy 618th anniversary of the day King Taejong fell from his horse!
Apparently the recorders were really intense about this. We have a record of King Taejong complaining about a recorder who followed him on a hunt in disguise and another who eavesdropped on him behind a screen. No one was allowed to see the records, even the king (one king did and killed five men based on what was written there, after which they took greater care to ensure it would never happen again), and changing the content or disclosing it was a capital punishment. Even when there were rival political factions trying to influence the writers, they wrote down what was a revision and what wasn’t and kept an original version with no revisions in it.
They also made sure to back up their data. They made four copies of it, then when three copies were lost in the Imrim Wars they decided to make five more copies just in case. One copy was destroyed in a rebellion, another was partially damaged in an invasion, and Japan stole one copy during their occupation and moved it to Tokyo University, where it was mostly destroyed in the Kanto Earthquake (47 books remained and were returned to South Korea in 2006). Now the whole thing is digitized, free on the internet, and translated into modern Korean for all to see.
It took centuries of meticulous recorders, justifiably paranoid copiers, absolutely determined historians, and painstaking infrastructure for this joke to be possible. Happy 618th anniversary to the day King Taejong fell from his horse.
Happy 620th anniversary to the day King Taejong fell from his horse.
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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.
"kill self" at the bottom of an otherwise long and healthy to-do list
