Niche Guides to Alternative Lives

Anyone’s first Bacanal is an exciting inundation of brand new feeling and experience! but here are some tips so you don’t get swallowed by the enormity of it all~

Espionage and desception seem to be the best approach when nobility has had a monopoly on violence for so long.

She’s cute and she carries a box of matches everywhere she goes🔥 She had particular tastes, so prepare to cater to them or get burned trying

It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it 🫡

looking for purpose is hard! harder than you realized… maybe give it a break, just for a bit~

it’s good to know what you’re getting youself into. you wil recive both gifts and curses. she’s had to carry them too long, but now it’s your turn. expect to take on this sacred burden and make arrangements accordingly

dont let Her Holiness become wrathful, her eldrich powers will detroy us all if you dont take the steps to honor her divinity

Surrender all agency, make yourself vulnerable! Your best fate is getting slaughtered at the alter like a sacrificial lamb

Skip the coffee date! Entice the next hottie you meet with a brand new experience✨

Lucky for you, a lot of these came with the car when you bought it from that russian lady in the fur coat!

There is so much to explore and it’s all for you to take

If you’ve grown resentful of your church but you still need to atone, here are a few places that can step in as your personal confessional

dont be *that* guy! know your decorum when honoring the passing of a legend who dedicated their life to the pursuit of pleasure

You’ve thought about your fit, but have you cosidered leveling it up with these timeless accessories?

No better way to remeber this milestone in your life than to bring back a few pieces of memorabilia✨

But maybe try some these tokens next time you call on the occult for a boon! Your local bog witch will thank you for the change of pace~