reason #843 summer is the worst season: henchman fashion has numerous options for the colder months, but only one for the heat: the striped shirt (not bad btw! can't complain!). nothing else. no breathable pants, no shorts whatsoever, no summer hats, no light jackets, nada. obviously you make do, and an adidas tracksuit aint too bad if the boss allows it. and being nocturnal helps, but 78 degrees (25 for international goons) will make you moist no matter the time of day.

















