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it got so convoluted I had to make an inventory system for them

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

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I really enjoy the embryonic-stage xkcd comics from before randall munroe knew how to make them funny

I still think about this one on a regular basis

never forget

Its surprisingly tasty????

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

"... ah."

Douglas - Richard Rooster In Pants

Lock That Fucking Thang Up

i think i saw a movie like this once

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

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Poodle, Bichon Frise

such a good listener hard to find those sometimes

this is still so funny. who the fuck were his sources