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At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 758

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

I remember one of the random things i got really fixated on as a young child were the pneumatic tubes at the bank drive through. I wanted to be a tube lady at the bank so bad. You could see them through the window and they always had giant acrylic nails on and smurf figurines on their desk. sometimes she'd give you a shitty lollipop. I definitely would have been that kind of tube lady. but sadly i havent seen a bank with pneumatic tubes in a hot minute. I think its my calling. but the technology has been obsoleted!

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

my birthday is in july! :)

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

is this happening because i was born

It’s so funny to me that the Mr beast team took some mid range influencers on a tour of beast games and put Folding Ideas and Doug Walker in the same group

Seemingly they were very polite with each other as expected from mostly normal adults but imagine going on a tour of Mr beast hq with Doug Walker which is weird enough but you are also someone who made a whole video about how he doesn’t understand creativity or subtext

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead