Fuck it we blog

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month

put ya armpit on the phone i miss her

I love that vince gilligan isn't even from Albuquerque and didn't live near there until he was making shows about it. he's like a weeabo for New Mexico specifically

Back when we were noobs we used to hump each other for warmth and experience