NFTs but not like those ones

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend

My little brother got a copy of the art of war by sun tzu for Christmas and I'll never know peace again

He flipped it open and said "let me read you the introduction: (record scratch) Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I ended up in this situation-"

He keeps opening it and pretending to read quotes that are definitely not from the art of war he just hit me with "was that the bite of '87??? Sun Tzu said that."

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

I was so enamored with the ornaments. I didn't think to check for nose art. Thanks for adding this!

Their boyfriend is their partner why is this hard to understand

You could also be a pair of detectives. Or work in a lawfirm. Very useful word.

Need one more to unlock the door

There is a great deal of truth there. Sometimes special moments happen purely by accident. But most of them happen because you make a plan and create the conditions to let them happen.

That does happen 👀