Jund 'em out

I’ll never be ok with AI summaries on search engines etc because at the core of me I don’t even want my own computer to know what I’m using it for. my searchbar shouldn’t know what I’m typing into it. close your fucking eyes bitch I’m shy

look upon my sons and despair

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

stealing an observation from a friend : learning how ttrpgs work through actual play is like learning how to fuck by watching porn.

it's edited. it's at the very least partly pre-written. it's rehearsed. those are professional actors. this is a performance. they are doing this for the benefit of the viewer not each other. this is not how it is outside of a studio. if you expect this out of your partners you are a dick. if you try to attain this you will make nobody happy especially not yourself.

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.