a human person

Never theonk agian

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

hi welcome to my hospiral. youre Diagnosed with Fun. ❤️😛Yay!

My hoes care about me.

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

TIP: Spending time in a Walmart store will slowly fill your Frenzy meter. Other Shoppers may also increase your Frenzy. When your Frenzy meter is full, you will become temporarily Evil and lose your stored Energy for the day.

not allowed to smoke with people anymore because every time i exhale its deathblight