are you mad at me

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

“Get a load of this guy” yeah I'm trying

plushiemoding during my job and all the customers keep trying to cuddle me instead of paying for their drinks. like, ma'am i'd love some cuddles right now, but please pay first or my boss will cover me in milk and throw me at walls.

memes that get you unfriended by relatives on facebook

another popular furry porn blog banned means the horny orb gets passed to the next unsuspecting victim like a furfag meridia's beacon

its not funny

sorry

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.

she from chicago

that vince mcmahon gif is so funny he moves like a statue in an ancient tomb that rotates to reveal a secret passageway