are you mad at me

(taking bart by the shoulder) lisa is your sister... you should advocate for her. raise her up

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

please stop touching the angel's halo the fingerprint smudges will cause read and write errors

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

im never puppy bored when i slay with my puppy sword

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

Wii fuck

funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

Wii shit

Dude don’t say that.

come on

SKELETON

SKELETON

fuck my stupid baka life is really the greatest phrase known to man

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute

It make you look malleable yet ravishing

hi welcome to my hospiral. youre Diagnosed with Fun. ❤️😛Yay!