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Farewell online privacy
What happened?
Trump happened.
just get a VPN?
You canβt just tell people toΒ βget a VPN (Virtual Private Network)β. Buying a VPN is like buying a house. Itβs very very important. Having no VPN or having a βwrongβ one can seriously damage your life. Especially for Americans because their privacy laws are garbage. I am going to try explain why you should get a VPN but bare with me, I am from Germany and my English is far from perfect.Β
Letβs start with a simple test. Click this link here:Β https://whatismyipaddress.com/ It will tell your IP adres, your ISP (internet service provider), and your location. The location might not be very accurate, but then again, itβs just a simple website. Imagine what the government can do!
So basically, everyone can find out where you live. But there is more danger. Your ISP. Your ISP logs your every move online and they are required to keep it in case the government wants access to it (or if a 3rd party wants to buy your data (yikes). They have everything. What websites you visit. How long you stay on a website. What you download.Β Your search terms. European laws are more subtle on this but if you are from the US you are #@*#&, especially because Trump doesnβt support the open internet. Itβs scary but maybe in the future you canβt get a job because the recruiter knows your searched onΒ βhow to deal with depressionβ or anythings else thatβs supposed to be private because itβs your f*cking right. Or you get a $100k fine because you pirated a movie 15 years ago. You need a VPN. Youβre dumb for not using one. but what does a VPN do?
A VPN encrypts all your data so if it were be intercepted no one canΒ βcrack the codeβ and damage your privacy.Β
Usually being online goes like this (simplified): Your computer β-> ISP (ββ> keeps data ββ> sells it)
But with a VPN it goes like: Your computer ββ> VPN (encrypts data)ββ> ISP (ISP canβt see shit)
Furthermore, a VPN hides your IP address and location by giving you another IP address located in Spain for example (you can often choose from a list and change as many times as you want). Β
Now that you know why you should get a VPN and what is does it is important to educate yourself because people often choose the wrong VPN. VPN providers are also businesses and have to obey the law. If you choose a VPN provider located in the US then you are throwing your money away because the laws in the US shits on your privacy. If the US gov wants the provider to give all their logs they have to obey.Β The ISP Β still canβt see what you are doing online and sell your data but the US gov can interfere with your VPN provider so NEVER CHOOSE A PROVIDER LOCATED IN THE US.Β
I just wanted to make that very clear so my followers donβt buy false security.
There is still more danger!Β Who says your VPN provider isnβt selling your data? You need to check their logging policy. Do they keep logs? If yes, what for? For how long do they keep them? Tip: Choose a provider who doesnβt keep logs
More about lawΒ The US is part of the Five Eyes program (the worst):Β Β
The Five Eyes, often abbreviated as FVEY, is an intelligence alliance comprising Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. These countries are bound by the multilateral UKUSA Agreement, a treaty for joint cooperation in signals intelligence (source)
There is also a Nine Eyes (bit better) and Fourteen Eyes Program (better).Β You donβt want a VPN provider who is located in one the Five Eyes countries.Β If you had to choose go for a provider located in a country thatβs part of the Fourteen Eyes Program or even better, go for a country that isnβt part of any program!Β
I know this is a shitty explanation and please pardon my english but now itβs time to do your own research. Take your privacy seriously. Maybe WWIII breaks out and you get killed for liking the βwrongβ FB-page. Β
Go to this website:Β https://thatoneprivacysite.net/simple-vpn-comparison-chart/
Make sure that your future VPN provider both has green boxes for Privacy Jurisdiction and Privacy Logging.Β
I recommend ovpn.se and trust.zone. ovpn is located in Sweden so they are part of the 14 Eyes Program and they keep minimal logs. Their business ethics, however, are alright.Β
Trustzone is located in the Seychelles. No country can interfere and their privacy jurisdiction is the best you can get. The US want your data but needs to get it from Trustzone? The Seychelles will simply give them the finger and wave them goodbye. However, this makes this provider very appealing for people who torrent and criminals because they keep no logs (and that is how it shoud be) Also, Β there are almost no marketing efforts so this provider is one the cheapest)
Also, often providers such as ExpressVPN are being calledΒ βThe Bestβ on websites about VPNs but know that this is just marketing which also makes those provider more expensive (and they too shit on your privacy)
This must be the worst article you have ever read but please, please take your privacy very seriously.
EDIT: I got many people asking me which provider I use. For those who want to know, I use Trust Zone. They offer a free 3-day trial with no strings attached. But still do your own research!Β
I am also with Trustzone but I think you forgot to explain one of itβs most important features. It protects you when you are using someone elseβs Wi-Fi. If you are at Starbucks and you use their Wi-Fi your privacy is at risk. Anyone with ill intentions could steal your information. Especially if you are using an unsecured Wi-Fi hotspot. With a VPN your data gets encrypted so no one can steal it.Β
Wait, whatβs going, on? Did trump destroy internet privacy with a bill or something? Whereβs the news? Oh wait, why am I getting visions of Alex Jones and selling water purifiers?
He hasnβt yet but he says he wants to. And if he is serious about it it would be really easy to do. Since all our data is already recorded, as the person above explained.
Trump wants more surveillance of Muslim Americans. This in a country where internet privacy is already close to non-existent.Β
Trust.Zone has a free trial. Use it.Β
btw this post only has 11k notes? Thatβs quite disappointing for something this important.Β
Donβt reblog this post to save a life. Reblog this to protect an entire family!
@earth-ruins @writing-prompt-s Should I get trustzone for my mobile device?
If you use public Wi-Fi, then yes. Which VPN you use is up to you, amigo. Take @earth-ruins advice. Do your own research first.Β
@elvesfromthedeepβ just brought the current situation in the US to my attention (March 30, 2017).Β
Sources
Anger as US internet privacy law scrappedΒ
Congress just voted to let internet providers sell your browsing historyΒ
To all my friends in the US, please read this entire post. Making everyone aware of VPNs is going to be my mission. Your privacy matters. Please reblog this post.
Donβt tell me you just wanted to scroll past this. Stop looking at pictures of cats for a moment, okay? Donβt you realize how important this is? This is dangerous! βAmerica, the best FREE country in the worldβ my ass.
With this new law your ISP can sell your Internet history which could include passwords, usernames, religion, credit card numbers, race and much more to the highest bidder. So here is what I want you to do. You are going to read the whole thing and before you think βthis is so important. Let me reblog this real quick and go back to admiring cats again-β NO! Donβt reblog this. Take action first. Then reblog. Sign up for a free trial! Trust.Zone offers one (here). Yes. It might be difficult to set up a VPN for some people. But is that going to stop you from protecting yourself and your family? 30 minutes. 30 minutes is all that it takes. 5 if you know how to install software. The problem with some of you is that you see βdifficultβ as something negative. I want you to see difficult differently. I need you to push through this stuff. You are going to protect yourself. There is nothing negative about that. VPNs are fun and costsaving too! A VPN bypasses geographical restrictions so you can access websites you normally canβt or you could start Netflixβs one month free trial over and over again- forever. And itβs legal! (unless you use it to buy weapons etc.,) Donβt tell yourself that you are too tired and that you will do this tomorrow. Because that isnβt going to happen and you know it. You have to do this right now. You only have to click on it. Donβt let this/shit/life just happen to you. Take yourself seriously. Get a VPN.
Privacy is not a privilege, itβs a fundamental human right
Hey is thatoneprivacysite still good? The link works and it does take me to an article about vpns, but it just looks like an ad for expressvpn with extra steps.
No they switched to https://thatoneprivacysite.xyz/#simple-vpn-comparison a couple years ago
Welcome to the VPN Comparison!Β This section is meant to be a resource to those who value their privacy, specifical...
I had Trust.Zone when this post first started making the rounds on Tumblr and I forgot about it after Biden took office. I recently sent them an email asking why my subscription wasnβt automatically renewed and why their website hasnβt changed since 2017(?). Their answer:
Shady people, good people, this company only cares about privacy and doesnβt care who it serves. But now with Trump and Musk this is the only VPN Iβll use.
I understand some people might not want to use this VPN on moral grounds, but itβs genuinely one of the very few VPNs set up in a way that no authority can touch you. ExpressVPN and other βpopularβ options operate in jurisdictions favorable for profits but their privacy is just a band-aid our government can easily rip off if it demands information. Iβm a trans man, Iβm afraid of our government, and at this point, I simply donβt care anymore.
For a second I was like noooooo, not this long post again! Havenβt seen it in years and I always thought it was a bit extreme and exaggerated. Now that we are in 2025, I am like, nahh, these people knew what they were talking about all along. First time I am reblogging this.
Also I donβt think anyone has said this yet but the free trial only requires an email address. No credit card details or anything. Refreshing.
Could someone please put the link to the free trial here? I donβt want to scroll back up 10 miles. Thank you.
here you go @foxbridgeni
Trust.Zone Free Trial
The argument against VPNs has always been,Β βbut I have nothing to hide.βΒ Now that an unpredictable lunatic is in charge, purging based on whatever whim strikes him, that sentiment is quickly fading. VPNs arenβt just about hiding personal secrets; theyβre about protecting freedom, autonomy, and your basic right to live without unjust scrutiny or arbitrary persecution.
Reblogging again bc this is important
Necromancer that doesnβt know theyβre a necromancer and thinks theyβre just a really good emt
That is the funniest thing i have ever read
the thing was, she wasnβt going to be able to pass the recertification exam, and she couldnβt figure out why. annabelle studied. she practiced. she pulled out every trick and shortcut sheβd learned during her two years as an EMT and none of it worked. she just β she didnβt get it. it made no sense.
βwake up,β she urged the dummy, pressing her hands to the pulse points on its wrists.Β βcome on.Β what the fuck.β
βyeah, i donβt think that asking nicely is going to do the trick,β hank said, his eyebrows raised. his helmet, the special one theyβd decorated for him with craft supplies from michaelβs when heβd gotten promoted to firestation chief, sat askew on his head.Β βi can see now why they didnβt pass you.β
annabelle rolled her eyes.Β βitβs a psychological thing,β she said.Β βitβs like, you give the brain an instruction and it follows naturally. and the pulse-point thing always works. i donβt know why itβs not, like, in any of the books, but i swear to god itβs worked for me every time.β
it was true that annabelle had the best record on low body counts, which was good because she was the smallest person on the team not counting Georgie, who was a corgi. jake and lillian were always making fun of her for having been the shortest of their whole rookie class. but it hadnβt ever been a problemΒ before; annabelle rarely had to carry anybody out, because she was good enough at getting them on their feet.
but none of that would matter if she couldnβt pass her stupid recertification exam, because theyβd take her badge and sheβd have to go be, like, a doctor or something.
hank blew out a long breath and sunk down to where she was kneeling on the station floor in full fire gear, giving CPR to the practice dummy, whom they called dierdre. there was a little light that went on when youβd saved its life. it had been a dull gray for an hour now.
βlook, AB. i know youβre a good firefighter, and i know you know how to deliver CPR. just do it like you do it during an emergency. youβre overthinking it.β
βbut this isΒ what i do during an emergency!β annabelle cried, throwing her hands up.Β βi put my hands on their pulse points and i use psychological mumbo-jumbo and they just get up and walk!βΒ
hank blinked.Β ββ¦really,β he said, voice flat.Β βpeople whoβve been inhaling smoke for half an hour just β¦ get up and walk.β
βthe brain is an incredibly powerful organ,β said annabelle, shrugging.Β βlook man, i donβt know, okay? but it works. i havenβt had to actually do CPR in like a year and a half.β
he gave her a long, quiet look and said,Β βwellβ¦.huh,β before pushing himself back up onto his feet and frowning off into the distance.Β βkeep practicing,β he said after a minute, and left her there.
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hank switched her team.
βwhat the fuck, man,β she said, sliding into the truck next to him as the sirens went on.Β βi canβt get CPR on one fucking dummy and suddenly you donβt trust me to do my job without supervision?β
carl and bethany very carefully did not meet her eyes in the rearview from the backseat. bethany pulled a magazine from beneath the seat and said loudly,Β βlook, carl, jennifer aniston and brad pitt are getting back together.β
βthank christ,β said carl.Β βiβve been really worried about jen.β
hank gave annabelle the flat look that had gotten him promoted to firestation chief in the first place, the one that said iβm your dad and you donβt want to disappoint me.Β as always, annabelle wilted underneath it, sliding down in her seat and crossing her arms over her chest. it was a difficult feat in full gear but she wanted him to know she was feeling sullen.
βi trust you completely,β hank told her, his voice a light scold.Β βi want to see you in action so i can help you figure out whatβs going wrong with the dummies. sometimes itβs hard for the brain to accurately remember everything that happens during a crisis.β
annabelle rolled her eyes.Β βi told you,β she said.Β βitβs just β itβs the same thing every time, Iβm not like, blacking out.β
βgreat, then iβm about to learn a cool new trick,β hank said serenely, and pulled the truck out of the lot. annabelle kept her gaze focused out of the window, watching the city pass as carl and bethany talked loudly about which celebrities were dating which other celebrities and who wore what better. she tried to swallow down the nerves that tightened her throat. maybe the dummy was right. maybe she wasΒ doing something else and didnβt remember it. maybe the last two years had been a fluke and she had no business being a firefighter. maybe she was about to get fired.
there wasnβt a fire, though the alarm was going off. instead they found a bag of smoking popcorn and the collapsed heap of a forty-five year old bachelor type, down to just his boxers and a pair of slippers with llamas on them. he had no pulse.Β
hank held carl and bethany back, directing them to deal with the smoke from the popcorn; annabelle he pointed toward the resident with a jerk of his chin.Β
she sighed, kneeling by his side. she pressed her hands flat to his heart and then dragged them across his chest and down each arm, to his wrists. with her thumbs on his pulse point, she hissed,Β βletβs go, man. up and at βem. youβre not meant to die in your underwear while cooking popcorn, come on.β
she held her breath for a few moments, conscious of hankβs eyes on her, and let out a long sigh of relief when she felt his pulse jump beneath her, watched his eyes flicker.Β βwhat the fuck?β he asked, voice a croak.Β βwhat happened?β
βyou gotta eat more vegetables, bud,β annabelle told him, and looped his arm over her shoulders to help him get to his feet. she was so relieved she could have wept, but instead met hankβs eyes with a challenging glare. see?Β she thought. i told you.Β βletβs get you to the ambulance.β
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βthe bad news is that you have a lot of practicing to do if you want to pass your recert,β hank said without preamble, showing up at her apartment. she didnβt think sheβd ever seen him in jeans before. it was weird.Β βthe good news is i understand your problem now.β
annabelle stepped aside, beckoning him in.Β βwhat problem?β she demanded.Β βit worked! you saw it work. thatβs the opposite of a problem.β
hank shrugged. he handed her a trifold that heβd clearly printed off at home. it said so you think youβre a necromancer. annabelle blinked down at it, and then up at hank, and then down at the trifold again.Β βi β¦ donβt understand whatβs happening here,β she told him honestly.Β
βiβm not in the community and theyβre kind of cagey, so i canβt really tell you a lot,β hank told her, stilted and visibly uncomfortable.Β βbut i have a cousin who is, and um, i just want you to know that this doesnβt change anything. youβre still who youβve always been and you have my complete support. weβll figure out how to get around the recert. maybe iβll β i can put you on admin duty to give you time to study. weβll say itβs because of an injury.β
βhank,β annabelle said, with some urgency.Β βhank, this flier says the word necromancer.β
βyes,β agreed hank, looking relieved.Β βoh, good, youβve heard of it already. i thought i was going to have to have the whole your body is changingΒ talk.β
annabelle shook her head.Β βno, i β hank. you know that β¦ um, you know that necromancy isnβt real, right? people canβt bring other people back from the dead. thatβs crazy.β
βannabelle, not four hours ago you instructed a dead man to stand up and he did.β
βokay, he wasnβt dead, obviously. he was almostΒ dead, at best.β
βno. he was dead.β
βi felt his pulse! it was very faint!β
βyou calledΒ his pulse. no one else would have felt it, because it wasnβt there except in response to you.β
βhank, what the fuck.β
he shrugged.Β βread the flier,β he instructed.Β βand bring dierdre home with you. youβre going to have to practice a lot if you want to get recertified, considering you havenβt one time had to use any of the skills you learned the first go around.β
he bussed her temple as he went by, letting himself out of her apartment with a friendly wave. annabelle looked down at the flier in her hand with a frown. when she unfolded it, the first page said, everyoneβs necromancy journey is different, but most people discover their gift by accident. have you ever brought a pet back to life? touched an elderly relatives hand and seen some of the color flood back into their face? or perhaps, more subtly, been able to keep cut flowers alive long past their purchase date?
annabelle looked at her kitchen table. sheβd had the same vase of tulips on it since she moved in, three years ago. it was true they periodically started to wilt, but she usually just changed their water and they were fine, popping back up one after the other as she slid them into the fresh vase.Β
βwell shit,β annabelle said, letting the flier fall from her hands.
Tumblerians tumblrites and tumblers, all and alike make writing and art prompts out of things that werenβt meant to be and that is a beauty beyond compare. Thank you members of tumblr for the amazing stories and art and for sharing it with the small world that is this website.
SORRY BUT YOUR PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN ONE NUMBER, ONE CAPITAL LETTER, THE COW AS WHITE AS MILK, THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD, THE HAIR AS YELLOW AS CORN, AND THE SLIPPER AS PURE AS GOLD
: You guessed it: looks like it's a so-called AI
Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose ofβ¦Β naming tab groups. Now, some users areΒ noticing CPU and power usage spikesΒ caused by a background process calledΒ Inference.
Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false:
If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false.
Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that's rolling out.
if you want to turn off as much ai crap in firefox as possible, from this post on mozilla's connect forum, you should also set all these to false using about:config:
browser.ml.enable
extensions.ml.enabled
browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled
browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled
browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled
to get rid of the revamped sidebar, which is also trying to incorporate ai:
sidebar.revamp
unrelated anyone got browser recommendations for when we have to jump ship from firefox
and now keep in mind that all the other browsers are doing this shit, too, but you can't reconfigure them as with Firefox
on A for Effort's last point, is there any browser that offers users even half as much control as Firefox? if so, I'd like to try it as a backup

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Happy Star Wars Day! Iβve decided to make my Skywalker comic into one easily rebloggable post.
Hereβs a bonus page in honor of May 4th!
Thank god soulmates (one person destined for you that you will never be happy without) aren't real but soulmates (people you understand and connect with on a special level, multiple, some of which you havent met yet) are real
This sentiment is beautiful
I'm being completely serious when I say Granny Weatherwax's "What about the fire?" speech from Lords and Ladies has done more to help me recontextualize and manage my anxiety than like 5 years of therapy did
[image transcription:
"Did you ever wonder what life would have been like if you'd said yes?" said Ridcully.
"No."
"I suppose we'd have settled down, had children, grandchildren, that sort of thing..."
"What about the fire?" she said.
"What fire?"
"Swept through our house just after we were married. Killed us both."
"What fire? I don't know anything about any fire!"
Granny turned around.
"Of course not! It didn't happen. But the point is, it might have happened. You can't say 'if this didn't happen then that would have happened ' because you don't know everything that might have happened. You might think something'd be good, but for all you know it could have turned out horrible. You can't say 'if only I'd..' because you could be wishing for anything. The point is, you'll never know. You've gone past. So there's no use thinking about it. So I don't."
/end transcription]
okay, fine, Iβll do some Dracula comics
Here he is, Mister Big Famous Bitey Bitey Fang Man
I think Draculaβs hoping youβll handle more than his real estate, buddy
Thereβs a letter of recommendation you can take to the bank.
I mean, you donβt want it to go bad.
This is definitely a regular part of employee orientation.
Is this comic going to entirely be Dracula being inappropriate in the workplace? Probably!
Is having Jonathan Harker be an otter a deviation from book canon? Thatβs up to you, dear reader.
Hey, itβs those three ladies who live in Draculaβs house! Hello, three ladies who live in Draculaβs house!
I was like 90% done with this when I realized that this was totally a joke from The Simpsons. Ah well, Β c'est la vie.
Just because Iβm also posting these individually now doesnβt mean Iβll stop adding to the thread
they should make a version of socializing that doesnβt make you feel like youβre still the weird 12 year old kid that doesnβt know why sheβs not normal like the other kids

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'The Witch' by William Mortensen, 1900s
You forgot to mention how funny the gif version of this is
you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
Clue (1985) dir. Johnathan Lynn
Magneto was Right, X-Men: The Last Stand

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
holy shit, just got home, and there's thousands of messages from people asking how they can download this since I posted this morning (!?!)
guys I've done a super rushed submission to spotify and apple music on the off chance this somehow accidentally slips past their profanity filters (unlikely but would be hilarious if it does)
But god this cannot go viral. Please don't make this my legacy guys. Imagine having to explain this one to my grandparents.
AGFDKLGDFK IT GOT ACCEPTED BY SPOTIFY π
THIS IS SO FUNNY.
Also because so many people have been asking It's also on Youtube until they inevitably nuke it from existence, or you can just download it straight from tumblr Sorry I haven't gotten to all your very kind DMs but, yes yes yes you absolutely can play this at your club, drag show, or even more than one of you have asked if its okay to play it at your wedding. Please for all that is holy, send video if you do.
Now I'm going to go lie face down on the floor.
We weren't gonna reblog, because well *gestures*, but then you said you didn't want this to become your legacy and as an Australian it's therefore our sworn duty to ensure it absolutely 100% does.
Also the song slaps.
(Big language warning, in case the big word 'slur' wasn't a dead giveaway)
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