It never fails to astound me how Real Life Adults donât understand DLDR. Do you know that you can choose what you do
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It never fails to astound me how Real Life Adults donât understand DLDR. Do you know that you can choose what you do

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a river in the desert | cyno x reader | NSFW | quickie | DLDR
summary: you were like family to cyno, so why did you have to go and become his next target? why, when you were all he ever had? themes: tw///for those uncomfortable by adopted-sibling/pseudo-incest dynamics (ex: caleb/MC lads), dominant!reader, jiejie!reader, riding dick in the desert, friends to enemies to lovers type shit, jealous!cyno, first times, DLDR word count: 559
The desert heat made his head foggy.
âWhatâs wrong, Cyno?â
He closed his gaping mouth, flexing his fingers around your hips. Sweat rolled down his face, but droplets of pure water clung to yours. You grinned down at him with a smile so sweet, he could almost forget the grinding of your hips and the fondling of your hand.
You paid particular attention to his abdomen, playing your fingers along his muscles. Cynoâs breath quivered when your nails began to glide downwards.
you can dislike waffles without hating waffle enjoyers. Someone saying they dislike waffles does not mean they hate waffle enjoyers, or that waffle enjoyers should be punished.
I saw a video of people talking about ships they didn't like and explaining why. Someone else commented something like "clearly these people couldn't handle Tumblr and AO3", and that just sounded kinda...smug to me?
Who said people on AO3 like every possible ship? Who said you have to like every possible ship to use AO3? Yes, I understand there's a lot of people who dislike ships and also call for censorship. There's a lot of people who use their discontent as a reason to enter shipping spaces and express hate in those spaces. But this was not that case.
Fandom communities have definitely seen their share of censorship attacks. That's the whole reason AO3 was even created. But we need to get better at distinguishing real attacks on freedom of expression from just... differing opinions.
Don't like, don't read is also a call for us to protect our mental health. I feel like a lot of us on the internet have forgotten that we don't even have to engage when someone dislikes our ships, as long as they aren't purposely entering spaces designed for them.
trophy wife | raphael x reader x haarlep | NSFW | oneshot | dldr
summary: before, you were an elf with a flowershop, but now, you're raphael's favorite trophy. haarlep's not supposed to put his hands on you, but since when have raphael's rules ever stopped him from getting what he wants? themes: tw//dubcon/noncon(!!!) and sexual harrassment(!) 3rd POV, virgin!reader, elf!reader, surprisingly-gentle!raphael, horny!haarlep, fingering, hymens, thigh fucking, male masturbation word count: 1.5k
The flower girl was his favorite trophy.
âSo beautiful, and youâve never once laid with a man? I wouldnât believe it, had it come from anyone other than you.â
Raphael extended the back of his finger to her cheek, running down her soft, supple skin. Her trembling was not unbeknownst to him, nor was the sweat dripping down her forehead. It was hot in the hells, but his darlingâs current condition was most certainly due to nerves.
He chuckled. Flipping his palm towards her face, he slid down towards her slender neck. Her dress was modest, but those proportions she was blessed with drew their own attention. He drew his nail down towards the fabric, holding the sharp end teasingly before her neckline.
He placed a bit of pressure against the silk threads. Unexpectedly, he heard her whimper.
Raphaelâs eyes shot upwards, locking onto hers. Her eyes shimmered with tears, her lips pursed tightly.
Very nice.
âDonât worry,â he murmured to her. âIâll be gentle.â
When his hand cupped her chin, she visibly flinched. Her lips fell open, and incoherent mumbles fell out.
âP-p-pleaseâŠâ she whispered eventually. âI donât understandâŠwhat youâre doingâŠRaphaelâŠâ
âOh, thereâs no need to be scared, pet. I know this is all very different, but just trust me.â He grinned like the devil he was, extending his hand. âI promise to be all youâll ever need and more.â
Her throat bobbed with a swallow.
The smell of something was thick in the air.
âYou know, I just donât get why the Duke is so obsessed with you.â
She immediately plunged herself neck deep into the water, red flushing her face. She crossed her arms over her breasts and pressed her legs together, doing her best to minimize herself. Heart beating loud in her ears, she could only feebly whisper, âPlease donât sneak up on me, Haarlep.â
An amalgamation of dark magic preceded the incubusâs appearance. As soon as the smoke faded, it left behind a very naked devil.
She averted her eyes. Why, oh why, did the only bath in the castle have to be in such a strange area? It always smelled of incense and musk, and whenever the incubus was around, strange people made strange noises from within his boudoir.
Haarlep laughed at her. He sounded just like Raphael.
That fact gave her chills.
âI mean, you are rather cute. And you have a great body. But it doesnât seem as though you have anyâŠspecial skills.â
She could hear the water sloshing as he drew nearer. She wished she could disappear into nothingness.
âThat, and youâre so modest. Religious, maybe?â
âN-not really,â she muttered. âUm, youâre awfully close, though.â
âCute as a button, really. Iâd put my hands all over you if I wasnât forbidden by the master of the house. He never said anything about watching you, though.â
She couldnât help but glance at him. Haarlep was grinning, and in his handâ.
âOh, my goodness,â she sputtered, quickly reaching for the marble steps. âPlease stop that.â
âHa! You really are pure, arenât you? Even with an ass like that?â
She ignored him as she clambered out of the bath, her ears burning hot. Swiping at a towel, she was quick to cover herself to avoid Haarlepâs inappropriate jeers. She could still hear him *doing that god awful thing* behind her as he continued to make raunchy statements.
âCome on, donât be boring!â he shouted. âShow me your breasts and help me finish!â
She ignored him, making tracks for the folding screen where her clothes were. She hadnât gotten as complete a bath as she had been wishing, but some things would just have to wait.
She had never been touched like this before.
âYouâre gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous.â
Her fingernails dug into Raphaelâs arms as his hand moved around in her panties. He touched her in places she had only ever touched herself, and it was shameful, but it felt good. Tears streamed down her cheeks as he bit her neck, and she let out a choked sob.
âMm, you didnât bathe fully,â Raphael purred against her skin. âYou smell delightfully moist.â
He reached for her breast with his free hand, squeezing firmly. She arched her back, involuntarily pushing into him. The sensation was so foreign, she couldnât help but shudder. Just when she thought she had had enough, Raphael pressed up against her back.
It was long, thick, and hard against her. It throbbed, and her pulse skyrocketed.
âJust a finger,â he murmured. âPerhaps just a finger.â
She didnât understand, not until his middle finger plunged straight into her hole.
Excruciating pain sent her clapping her thighs together. Raphaelâs finger had only gone up to his first knuckle, but she felt overwhelmingly full. He most certainly noticed, because he instantly whipped his hand away.
âThereâs a hymen. I got so impatient, I forgot to consider that you might have one.â
He throbbed again. Raphaelâs breath quivered by her ear.
âNot yet,â he said, and she couldnât tell if he was speaking to her or to himself anymore. âThereâs no rush.â
The pain faded away when Raphael began playing with her clit again. Her toes curled up, and she begged him to stop.
âI donât know why,â he murmured, âbut I love watching you cum.â
She squeezed her eyes shut.
âMaybe he likes you because youâre so inexperienced.â
She was too sore and jaded to care about Haarlep this time. She feebly lifted her arms to cover herself, but remained reclined in the hot pool. Haarlep casually slid into place next to her.
âYou may not be aware of this, but the master of the house is a terrible lover. Thatâs why I existâto provide for him with my fountain of expertise. Still, heâs god awful at the whole thing.â
Haarlep curled a strand of her hair around his finger as he spoke. She pursed her lips.
âWhat does any of that have to do with me?â
âOh, so you do speak.â Haarlep laughed. âYouâre rather cute when youâre giving me the cold shoulder, but Iâll take it.â
She ignored his provocation. âCan you just answer my question?â
âOf course, darling. Being with you clearly makes Raphael feel like heâs got the upper hand in the bedroom. Heâs never worried about satisfying you, because even the slightest stimulation turns you as red as the devil himself.â
Haarlep tapped the pointed end of her elven ear. His words and actions would normally have made her flush, but she was getting awfully used to Haarlepâs mannerisms. She simply batted his hand away, procuring a chuckle from him.
âGods, messing with you gets me so hard. Iâd fuck you into next week if I could.â
Displeased, she closed her eyes. âDidnât Raphael warn you not to talk to me like that?â
âOh, donât be a sourpuss. You know you love my company.â
She sighed.
He laughed again, resting his hand on her thigh. His tail was twitching around behind him, revealing just how excited the incubus truly was. Haarlep had been pushing the lines between Raphaelâs rules recently, seeking out any and every loophole he could use to get as physically close to her as possible. Whenever she mentioned this, Raphael became more stern, and Haarlep became more crafty.
The rules never said anything about touching her. The rules never said anything about kissing her. The rules never said anything about sticking his tongue in her crotch. He told her this each and every time.
It was disgusting, the fact that she was getting so used to this harassment that it hardly phased her anymore. Not to mention the fact that she was starting to notice the differences between the two devils when it came to bedroom matters. Haarlep certainly wasnât just claiming to be an incubus.
âI promise youâll like it,â he purred. âIâve never had an unsatisfied customer.â
âI think your penis will vaporize if you even try.â
âSo youâre thinking about it.â
âDid you even hear meâŠ?â
He smirked, his eyes twinkling with mirth. Unexpectedly, she felt her cheeks grow warm.
âCome on, darling. Enlighten me.â
She should have predicted that Haarlep would be unable to control himself. By the fourth time he promised it would be the last time, she was covered in incubus sperm from head to toe.
âRelax, darling, relax. Iâve got your legs, you just focus on holding those thighs together. Yes, like that.â
She was breathless, but she still had the strength to do as he said. She just couldnât tell if it was out of desire or desperation.
âFuck,â Haarlep moaned, grinning down at her. âYouâre a fucking angel, darling. I bet your cunt feels like heaven.â
She turned her head away, trying her best to ignore his words. Between her oiled thighs, Haarlep moved his thick cock in slow, hammering thrusts. His tip rubbed against her stomach, tickling her midsection with each pound.
âIâm cumming again. I just wish I could do itâŠinside of you.â
Hot sperm shot onto her face, soiling her chin. She winced, shutting her eye when he shot a load over it.
Haarlep relaxed, relinquishing her.
âAh, well. Raphael wonât like it if you smell too much like me, so wash yourself up well, wonât you, darling?â
this is an old and unfinished bg3 oneshot draft. i might end up crossposting to ao3 after i give it a better read-over! if you liked it, please consider liking, reblogging, and/or commenting! (˶>â©<˶) ⥠P.S. i am not going to write more bg3, sorry! T_T regardless, thanks for reading and i hope you enjoyed! masterlist | ask | ao3

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Dmdd culture is apologizing after an arguement only To be told to « control your emotions » as if theyâd say that to any other mood disorder
Like bro Iâm apologizing canât we just move on with our lives and try not to get into fights again
Simple trick for when people don't like what you like.
Ok, I was already into sharing her clips as a general THIS to my hopes for a hardcore return to fandom etiquette but *gestures emphatically* đ T H I S đ ...Right!?