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sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

@najemok

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

@najemok

ROOTIN TOOTIN LIL COWBOY BOY!!!

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

if i was famous i would add myself to the notable bisexual wikipedia page and then post something on my instagram story about how my fans are so parasocial

i feel like we should draw more trans dudes with phallo scars like how we draw them with top surgery scars

HEARTWARMING: this user is a despicable human being that deserves no sympathy

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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Excellent news on 969 (nice) days left!!!

the stuffed animal situation is phenomenal these days. you can find any specific arthropod or deep sea fish or microbe etc. used to be back in olden times all you could get was bears and mutants