We didn't appreciate vine enough when we had it

*runs up to new potential friends* Hey You Guys Wanna Play Blogs With Me?

when you use love as an ingredient it's really important to use a contrasting flavor like hate or malice to cut the monotony of the dish and balance the profile so it doesn't overpower the palate

young men are experiencing alienation, which is apparently a different thing than transforming into a little green guy with a ray gun

did you guys hear about the psychic air freshener

it makes scents when you think about it

Weed often is for stoners that want to feel strange when they want to get weird

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

Understanding that there is no objectively good art has many benefits, but a favorite of mine is being granted the ability to see that you hate corporate memphis for the same reason people hated fruitiger aero ten years ago, and that people will like corporate memphis ten years from now for the same reason you like fruitiger aero now: because it's the opposite of the thing that's in popular use right now, and reminds you of being ten years younger

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

C-53 from mission to zyxx has space grindr just loaded up in the background constantly. The crew visits a new planet and he sets himself to visible but does NOTHING with the information, he just likes the ego boost from people being into him

i Am 4 years old and i Drink and smoke every day and i dont give a fuck.