The Void

Dick: “Guys guess what! I just realized, we’re just like the Cullen’s!!”

Tim: “What?”

Damian: “Who?”

Dick: “The vampire family from Twilight! We’re just like them! We’ve got a load of adopted kids all equipped with unnatural beauty, -ahem- and we’re super rich with a dark secret!”

Tim:

Damian:

*In the cave, Bruce lost a lot of blood*

Alfred: “Master Bruce, make sure that you finish all of that.”

Bruce: “I’m a grown man, I don’t need a juice box.”

*Bruce tries to get up, teeters, sits back down.*

Dick: “…Bruce, did you just faint?”

Talia: “-And this is my son, Damian.”

Random Assassin: “Who’s that behind him?”

Bruce: “Sometimes I really worry about you.”

Jason, loading his guns: “What about the other times?”

Let’s be Formal with Mama

“Damian!” “Kent! Put me down!”

Dick: “You know Dames, you can’t spell ‘independent,’ without ‘dependent.’” ☺️❤️

Damian: “And you can’t spell ‘Go f*ck yourself without f*ck you!”

Bruce: “Jason is late. Again.”

Alfred: “I woke him at 8 and pretended it was 11, as requested.”

Tim: “I wrote a fake schedule saying we were starting at nine instead of twelve.”

Damian: “I changed his clock from AM to PM.”

Dick: “Oh no, we may have overdone it.”

So, the book ‘Stellaluna,’ was a big deal in my house growing up. If you haven’t read it, it’s a picture book about a baby bat (named Stellaluna) who gets separated from her mother and is trying to find her. Stellaluna stays with a bird family for a while before realizing she doesn’t belong with them. She eventually reunites with her Mother, and it’s the sweetest thing. Now imagine Bruce reading that book to his young kids, especially Damian. Imagine?? All the parallels???With the bird family being the League and Bruce being the mother bat????

Bruce: “See? Stellaluna found her family!”

Little Damian: “What if she gets lost again? Will she find them again?”

Bruce: “Of course! Bats always take care of their babies, no matter what.”

Or-

Little Damian: “The birds taught Stellaluna to eat bugs! That’s not what fruit bats do.”

Bruce: “You’re right, the birds have different rules.”

Damian: “Do…do you think her mother is mad at Stellaluna for following those rules?”

Bruce: “Why did you think that was a good idea?”

Dick: “Sometimes I see chickens and I feel bad, but then I eat chicken and I just feel so good.”

Jason: “That’s what they make drugs for. I don’t need therapy.”

Tim: “Three pounds of caffeine? I’m gonna be awake for weeks!”

Damian: “Speaking of pain and misery, please stop singing.”

Cass: “The only America I can swear loyalty to starred in ‘Barbie.’”

Steph: “Dare me to lick it?”

Duke: *Relieved sigh* “The basement chicken is still there.”

Bruce: “Don’t worry, it gets worse.”

Dick: “I cannot stop thinking about that cat’s chewing.”

Jason: “Who told you that you could dip into my cheese?!”

Tim: “It’s okay, I have adderall so I can do whatever I want!”

Damian: “That sweatshirt makes you look terrible.”

Cass: “I prefer eating salad in private…”

Steph: “All through the creature the house was stirring,”

Duke: “I’m gonna need to write so much fan fiction to get over this….”