BREAKING NEWS: Man So Insufferable He Has Been Paid To Leave Every Project He Has Ever Joined Becomes Richest Person In Existence. "Le Epic Win", Says Man

the belief i have in my ability to carry any amount of stuff home if i am equipped with my backpack and two reusable totes is hubristic to a degree that the achaeans fighting at troy could only have dreamed of

*writes down "buy back brace for @rolameny" on to do list* I did the same in college. Before that it was the textbooks in the backpack for grade school and community college. Now I'm 32 and trying to fix things.

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

a purple dinosaur like woman named Susie from the video game Deltarune and a little red oval with two legs from the video game Pikinunu do a little dance together.

It's fine to disagree with the IAU about the definition of "planet"; however, if your definition includes Pluto but not Ceres, Orcus, Haumea, Quaoar, Makemake, Gongong, Eris or Sedna, you don't actually care what a planet is – you just want the exact list of nine planets you learned in primary school back. Your cute little Pluto-including orbital distance mnemonic ought to be at least seventeen words long, and good fucking luck with the Q!

#inappropriate with tits inappropriate without tits you can’t win

Tumblr. The side where two people in normal beach wear hugging each other is deemed inappropriate, while the "what's hot" main recommendation is currently chucking two explicit pornographic photographs of random ladies at me that I am fairly certain have been posted by the accounts in question without the knowledge or the consent of the depicted people, given the respective accounts post a lot of softcore porn of a lot of different people without credit to anyone.

This video would've made me so happy to see fucckkkk. Even just the pic of him in this screenshot gives me hope.

Here's the original video on Tiktok! People should be able to watch it without an account as well.

(a little fluffy dog sits upright with a pride flag in her mouth. her fur is mainly black and white, however some parts have been rainbow colored for pride month)

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

The largest mass shooting in American history was a hate crime against gay people. Don’t ever forget that.

June 12, 2016. Putting a date on this for when it gets reblogged months from now by people who think the post is about something from 30, 40 years ago.

With the 7 year anniversary <2 weeks away, I figured I’d reblog this

ten fucking years.

going to do something disgusting and scary and change my avatar

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

#a lot of the time this happens because someone in their 40’s got into 1 new thing and threw a fic at it before resuming business as usual#like sorry gang they’re not a youth who’s weirdly into your mom’s shows they’re your mom who played genshin impact