Naryu's Girlfriend

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

yknow how some museums will have replicas of artifacts for you to touch? they should do that but with things i can put in my mouth. like little candies shaped like roman coins or potsherds or bits of egyptian glass or what have you. let me eat the artifacts. let me in. let me innnnnnn

My grandma was the librarian for a fancy private school in my area, and she got to keep the replica Roman coins they used for instruction. She gave them to me for my birthday a few years back, so now I have about 60 of them. They are mine, and I can do whatever I please. These things definitely exist, you just have to find the right connections.

are you...suggesting that i eat replica coins not made out of foodstuffs...?

Yes. The Romans loved adding lead into their wine, so really, you'd just be doing a historical reenactment.

fuuuuuck youre right ok chat im gonna go ingest some lead(ii) acetate brb

!_! < -- new emoji i just made up. guy with 1 really tall eyelash on eacgh eye

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

thinking about developing a social skill soon

Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

"Do it scared" "do it alone" what am I a survival horror protagonist gtfo

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

what if our ocs were friends. is that okay . u can kill me if not

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.