ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

it's not bad art if you had fun making it

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

you are not even engaging in the deep meanings of Toys youre just playing because it's fun.

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

Women being described as dashing

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish