lies have a taste and they burn in my mouth

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

#choosing to believe you decided that imams were out of your league To answer this tag, the priest actually got the imam out in the first round.

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

and that much ado? it's about nothing

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

my hands hurt

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost

I think to balance out the peppa pig episode that's banned in australia because it's about how you shouldn't be scared of spiders there should be an episode of bluey that's banned in the uk because it's about how you should be extremely scared of spiders

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

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