CellularAutomaton

Guy at the bodega showed us a little Polaroid photo of the 3 gayest looking queers I've ever seen and said they jumped him recently, and kicked his crown, and he was indeed wearing a crown with a little dent in it. Unsure what to make of all this. Why does he have a Polaroid of them. While contemplating this he came back into the store like 4 minutes later to clarify, "When I say jumped I mean they ROBBED me. So be careful" and then walked back out again

....i think i saw a freak out..... i think i saw a-a weirdy outside... i think i saw a weird guy out here.... where ArE you? .... i think i saw a Weird Guy outside. i think i saw a weird freak...... i think i saw a freak outside.... i Think out here i seen a freak out here.... i think i saw a WEird Guy outside..... i think theres a weird guy out here..... i think there might be a freak out-on the loose... *inhale* greaaat. a bunch of weirdos are out. side. ...yeah i think i actually saw a weird guy out there... *sigh* fffuck, i think i-i think a weird guy might be outside soon.... i think pretty soon we're gonna have a weird guy out there. i tHINk theres a weird guy. And Yeah, hes outSide. i think i saw him out here... i think i saw a weird guy out-

The only media I ever watched was amazing digital circus SFM porn and deltarune theories can I write a novel to change the world?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS EXIST LIKE THIS. WHAT THE HELL DO I TAG THIS NASTY THING. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS

it’s a sliced mango holy shit

oh. i like mangoes. 

yknow what i hate cory doctorow. enshittification is an awful term that feels like eating week old compost out of a sharps disposal bin. autological fucking word. degradation. humiliation. cheapening. indignity. bare-faced exploitation. so many words and you coin en-shit-if-ic-ation. thanks for degrading degradation you prick

the psychic torment of north american societal decline being increasingly described in terms of poop butt by a smarmy floundering comedian/journalist/author/lobbyist whos too much of a hack to even say fuck live on air

showing up to adopt your cat with my huge carving knife (rough neighborhood) and portable smoker/turnspit (i don't have anywhere else to store my wood chips) and bib with a silhouette of a cat on it (i want to represent that i enjoy cunnilingus)

Does anyone have that really long post from one of those ai gay guy blogs where the employees(?) at some place bring their sirs (this is the one thing I'm certain of) into some sort of basement where they get transformed into, I'm sorry I know this is unhelpful but I seriously can't remember, but they get transformed so they aren't sirs anymore, and I think the employees beat them? I'm sorry the only piece of text I remember from this post is "Fuck the sir"

Come on I know this is so useless but there has tp be somebody who can help me

you're so brave for what's about to happen to you

Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference

Lets debat something meaningful in our sacred online space