CellularAutomaton

can not take this heat anymore especially now that our ac is broken… would love to live somewhere that actually experiences autumn

All About me 1: Name: 2: Gender: 3: Birthday: 4: Favorite color: 5: Tall or short: 6: Sweats or jeans: 7: Phone or camera: 8: Health freak: 9: Orange or apple: 10: Do you have a.Context or History?: 11: Do you have a landline in your home?: HAVE YOU EVER: 12: Had surgery: 13: Swam in the ocean: 14: Broken a bone: 15: Been microwaved a hotdog: 16: Finished an entire jar of oreos: 17: Thin or fat: 18: Single or taken: 19: Mustard or ketchup: 20: Have you ever gone skinny dipping: 21: Gang bangs: 22: Age you're hoping to be married: 23: Numbers or letters on the back of your shirt: 24: Who is the most sexual person you know?: DO YOU LIKE: 25: Dogs or cats: 26: Method Man or Red Thot: 27: Shorter or taller people: 28: Hot or cold weather: 29: Stereo or straight: 30: Spare change or actual bills?: 31: Have a fucking Grammy or a fucking Oscar?: 32: Read or write?: 33: Bungee jump or sky dive?: 34: Innie or outie?: 35: When you die, do you wanna be burried?: Make 5 fucked up hypothetical questions that could change the world in one way or another 36: 37: 38: 39: 40: 41: What do you want for Christmas?: 42: Sex toys?: 43: Children?: 44: Something that starts with an A?: 45: Something that starts with a z?: 46: Something that starts with a P? SOME RANDOM QUESTIONS: 47: What is the weather like right now?: 48: What time is it?: 49: What are you listening to?: 50: Who is in your inbox right now?: 51: Say something to an ex: 52: What is your current fandom/obsession?: 53: Do you argue with people?: 54: Do you like working in the yard?: 55: Do you like parties?: 56: Do you like eggs?: 57: Are you a gambler?: 58: If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?: 59: Are you listening to music right now?: 60: What are you thinking of right now?: 61: What was the last thing you ate?: 62: Are you watching tv?: 63: What is the last thing you told someone of the opposite sex?: 64: If you could have a super power what would it be?: 65: Hair color you would dye your hair?: 66: Have you ever been in love? 67: Last time you cried? 68: Any tattoos? 69: What are you in school for? 70: Do you like your eye color? 71: Parents once said…. 72: Your name spelling, how many different ways?: 73: You once gone to a campsite?: 74: You once bitten someone?: 75: You once had sex?: 76: You once had alcohol?: 77: You once had food that fell off the floor?: 78: Go roll your tongue and show me?: 79: Do you want to own a bright red car?: 80: Kids names you’re diggin?: 81: Work in fast food? 82: Last beverage you had? 83: Last person you texted? 84: Last place you took a plane to?: 85: Last place you were? 86: Last person you hugged? 87: Ever been on a boat? 88: You ever made a website?: 89: Last person you called? 90: Last time you broke something? 91: What is your biggest fear? 92: Last drink? 93: Last movie you watched? 94: Last thing you bought? 95: Last concert? 96: Who is your best friend? 97: Last texts of your life? 98: Would you fight over a girl/boy? 99: Are you a tease? 100: Have you ever contacted your first love? 101: Have you ever spoken to an ex? 102: Have you ever skipped class? 103: Have you ever been abandoned by your parents? 104: Have you ever watched The Breakfast Club? 105: Have you ever watched Are You Afraid of the Dark? 106: Have you ever watched a horror movie alone? 107: Have you ever watched a scary movie? 108: Remembering anything? 109: Dexter's Lab?

Guy at the bodega showed us a little Polaroid photo of the 3 gayest looking queers I've ever seen and said they jumped him recently, and kicked his crown, and he was indeed wearing a crown with a little dent in it. Unsure what to make of all this. Why does he have a Polaroid of them. While contemplating this he came back into the store like 4 minutes later to clarify, "When I say jumped I mean they ROBBED me. So be careful" and then walked back out again

....i think i saw a freak out..... i think i saw a-a weirdy outside... i think i saw a weird guy out here.... where ArE you? .... i think i saw a Weird Guy outside. i think i saw a weird freak...... i think i saw a freak outside.... i Think out here i seen a freak out here.... i think i saw a WEird Guy outside..... i think theres a weird guy out here..... i think there might be a freak out-on the loose... *inhale* greaaat. a bunch of weirdos are out. side. ...yeah i think i actually saw a weird guy out there... *sigh* fffuck, i think i-i think a weird guy might be outside soon.... i think pretty soon we're gonna have a weird guy out there. i tHINk theres a weird guy. And Yeah, hes outSide. i think i saw him out here... i think i saw a weird guy out-

The only media I ever watched was amazing digital circus SFM porn and deltarune theories can I write a novel to change the world?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS EXIST LIKE THIS. WHAT THE HELL DO I TAG THIS NASTY THING. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS

it’s a sliced mango holy shit

oh. i like mangoes. 

yknow what i hate cory doctorow. enshittification is an awful term that feels like eating week old compost out of a sharps disposal bin. autological fucking word. degradation. humiliation. cheapening. indignity. bare-faced exploitation. so many words and you coin en-shit-if-ic-ation. thanks for degrading degradation you prick

the psychic torment of north american societal decline being increasingly described in terms of poop butt by a smarmy floundering comedian/journalist/author/lobbyist whos too much of a hack to even say fuck live on air