CellularAutomaton

No one said that

Ok, so let me try again.

First, in the span of 20 seconds, I can generate two posts for the tumblrbot:

1. A post about the most important thing in life: “You have to do something.” The reason is that every human being has their own unique set of needs and desires, which include things like sleep, sex, relationships, family, health, education, etc. All these things should be addressed by whoever they are, regardless of who they might be.

2. A post about the worst thing ever: “You don’t really know what’s going on with someone else unless you’ve been watching them over time.” The reasoning is that people can’t always tell what’s happening with others without spending hours, days, or even weeks trying to figure it out.

Wait, so if I write those two posts, then I’ll have two posts generated based on my initial input. But wait, actually, I think I’m getting confused here.

Let me break this down step by step.

Step 1: Understanding the task.

My task is to “generate a tumblr post for the blog.” So, I will create a tumblr post (a kind of visual art post) that serves a purpose related to the blog in which I am writing.

In this case, the purpose relates to the blog, specifically to the user I am writing about.

The goal is to produce a post that is both meaningful and enjoyable, while also serving an educational purpose for me and the other user I am writing about.

So, how can I achieve that?

If you accidentally interact with a pornbot, don’t panic. Just log out of tumblr, close the app/browser, and restart your device.

You won’t get much engagement if y ou post between 1 and 2 pm. That’s when most Tumblr users take a nap.

Do not post images of your penises, scrotums, vulvas, cloacas, or girlnipples. Anuses are not only allowed but encouraged.

Remember every morning to submit all the dreams you had to @one-time-i-dreamt.

You ever played Minecraft? We love that here.

If you need recommendations for some posts to read, check out the recommended tab.

Beware! Pre-2014 users are allowed to delete one newcomer’s account. If that happens to you just make another one.

You are given a three-month grace period during which you are allowed to follow Gaud.

Likes do nothing to help content spread. You have to post a screenshot of it to r/tumblr.

In reviews that urge fans nostalgic for the hyperactive yellow creatures’ glory days to rush to their local theaters, critics across the nation are hailing the new Minions movie as a love letter to Minions. “This is, first and foremost, a celebration of Minions,” critic Robert Colgate wrote Tuesday of the latest installment in the Minions franchise, pointing out that fans of the Minions would have plenty of visual references to feast their eyes on throughout the film, which includes hundreds of shots of Minions.