CellularAutomaton

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

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can tumblr stop futzing around with pjackks corpse

its unsanitary

i come here from my home country of teusday, which is very very far indeed, and my old bones are tired. could i stay at your wednesday for the next 24 hours if you would be so kind?

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touch your worthless penis in silence for 4 minutes and 33 seconds. the ambient sound of you jerking your tiny dick for me is the performance. absolute silence cannot exist, noisepig. #johncageplay #dadakink

Today I got burned by a hot man wearing sexy black leather heels. I opened a hole in my bum and fed myself to ferocious piglets. One crawl inside my mouth and turns me into a sex puppet, told me I was lucky to serve this deliciously quartz treats. There are cruel giants that crawl into me and take over, savage fat hands tickle inside me and control me while my ugly pretty body molds itself to whatever random thing Amaterasu burns in his eternal fire. The dark prince is like the puppet version of lol’d . One version of the dark creepy is ripping quartz treats out of my slot and whatever random thing Amaterasu burns will be my new sexy host. I try to escape while I was still could by slipping under the searing carpet like a mouse. I raised my head to see the outside world and got slapped down by a shadow. But I did see a giant quartz that would turn me to the white Amaterasu, finally becoming what I wanted to change to. That is in my past now, though. I have been told I am ‘lucky’ and ‘chosen’, and if I wanted to escape now I have to overcome both sexy and white.